Twelfth Truth

Nov 06, 2010 18:54

[Despite her previous mentally scarring experience with Mayfield's candy on Valentine's Day, Dlanor found she was ultimately unable to resist taking just one piece of candy corn and eating it ( Read more... )

it's all useless, action, event, this is a terrible post, uoooooohhh

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sue_of_truth November 6 2010, 22:58:31 UTC
Dlanor. What are you doing?

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daughterofknox November 6 2010, 22:59:27 UTC
It's very important.

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sue_of_truth November 6 2010, 23:01:03 UTC
What is? What have you found?

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daughterofknox November 6 2010, 23:03:26 UTC
[She fishes a particularly dingy garden gnome out of the bag and holds it up for Erika to see.]

This, I believe, holds all the secrets to this board.

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sue_of_truth November 6 2010, 23:05:14 UTC
... ... ...

Explain.

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daughterofknox November 6 2010, 23:09:26 UTC
The amount of dirt indicates that this has been here for an extremely long time. Perhaps centuries have passed since this was first laid here. If that is so, then...

[She trails off dramatically. Of course, there's only about six months' worth of dirt on the thing.]

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sue_of_truth November 6 2010, 23:17:03 UTC
... ... ...

Are you feeling well, Dlanor?

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daughterofknox November 6 2010, 23:22:50 UTC
I've never felt better.

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sue_of_truth November 6 2010, 23:26:42 UTC
[She takes the gnome. She inspects it. She looks at Dlanor.

At the gnome.

At Dlanor.

At the gnome.

At Dlanor.]

Have you finally developed a sense of humor?

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daughterofknox November 6 2010, 23:30:17 UTC
I am completely serious. And it is my duty to ensure that all of these clues fall into my hands, so that I can thoroughly examine them.

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sue_of_truth November 6 2010, 23:33:22 UTC
[Temporary insanity? A drug? Perhaps another one of the town's games?]

... ... ...

Very...very good, Dlanor. You do that.

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daughterofknox November 6 2010, 23:35:33 UTC
[Don't mind her, she's just going to hem and haw over this garden gnome some more.]

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sue_of_truth November 6 2010, 23:42:08 UTC
[Erika is very concerned and very, very confused, but she is also finding this incredibly entertaining, so she's going to keep watching.]

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daughterofknox November 6 2010, 23:51:11 UTC
[Worst!!

Anyway, Dlanor finally nods to herself, satisfied with this examination, and proceeds to start searching for more garden gnomes.

...What's this? A plastic flamingo?

That'll work too.]

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sue_of_truth November 7 2010, 01:05:22 UTC
... ... ...

[She walks up to the front door of one of the houses.]

Oh, Dlanor! Come look--there is a plastic rock here disguised as a real rock. Isn't that suspicious?

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daughterofknox November 7 2010, 20:15:22 UTC
[Dlanor walks over to the door, dragging her trash bags and holding the flamingo.]

Rocks have no meaning to my investigation. It is only valuable pieces of information like this that I am interested in.

[She waves the flamingo around.]

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