[ voice | filter: The Amestris | hard to hack]

[daughterofchump]

Hello again, Amestris!  I'm sure many of you read Captain Bradley's earlier announcement. This is your new First Mate, Zeetha, for those who might have missed it. I'm sure, since I'm skipping straight from being an Entertainer to being your First Mate, many of you have questions, or possibly concerns. That's to be expected. The situation is unusual

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[handsomest]

Hello~~

It's nice to see a fellow noble climb up the ladder~

voice

[daughterofchump]

Thank you, but I hope to be judged by my merits.

voice. HE'S A GOOD BOY. DON'T HIT HIM, ZEETHA.

[handsomest]

But milady, I am quite sure the captain chose you for that very reason. I suppose a beefy captain would want a beefy first mate. It is by any means... appropriate, if I may say so myself.

she's too busy facepalming

[daughterofchump]

....

We're not having babies together. You know that, right? This is a strictly working relationship.

Re: she's too busy facepalming

[handsomest]

But dear queen, this ship seems to be ALL ABOUT THE IMAGE.

A beefy image enforces a strong diplomacy, which I certainly approve of!