Desperately Seeking - a Meme from Kon
Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Pretty girl who might possibly have destroyed the world or maybe will destroy the world or maybe won't depending on what you believe because "Belief is Power" seeks companion to love madly. Does not require a long term commitment. Secret rendezvous are a specialty. Men or women may apply, has a special interest in anyone with cybernetic parts. If you have a fantasy, I can make it reality, just please be certain you really want it because it's not as much fun setting things right. My father is a known terrorist and my twin brother is willing to kill for me, so don't apply if you're going to end up breaking my heart. We, none of us, take it well.
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Pretty girl who might possibly have destroyed the world or maybe will destroy the world or maybe won't depending on what you believe because "Belief is Power" seeks companion to love madly. Does not require a long term commitment. Secret rendezvous are a specialty. Men or women may apply, has a special interest in anyone with cybernetic parts. If you have a fantasy, I can make it reality, just please be certain you really want it because it's not as much fun setting things right. My father is a known terrorist and my twin brother is willing to kill for me, so don't apply if you're going to end up breaking my heart. We, none of us, take it well.