Quattuordecameron

[datlowen]

ABSTRACTI am smarter/less smart than Outlook. I have mental constipation (which is now relieved), and for purposes of this entry, pretend you are an educated 14th-Century Italian. Another stupid-ass Chairman joke. A series of vignettes: 1) Drunkenness I; 2) Pynchon I (Sandwich Boy); 3) Home For the Holidays; 4) A Pointless Story; 5) And This is All

Comments

[cmshaw]

Well, this is auk-ward.

hang on a sec, i need to thump you.

*thump*

okay, i'm going to go back to reading now.

[cmshaw]

If I were feeling energetic, I would link those to the sections they correspond to, but I'm not, and it occurs to me that I don't know how to anyway.

this links to the next sentence.

here is the next sentence to which the previous one links.

*grins and runs away*

[cmshaw]

also, *smoocha*! you tell stories well.

[datlowen]

Thanks! SMOOCHA

[datlowen]

I knew it had something to do with an octothorpe, but I didn't know how to make the referrent. Yay! This is totally why I mentioned it, too, because I knew someone would tell me.

[jgesteve]

octothorpe

You so just wanted to use that word didn't you... didn't you! Don't deny it! What do you mean, "Don't deny it"? I'm not denying anything!. Another denial!

Wow... sorry slipped into a little bit of "Clue" there...

[datlowen]

It's not even the first time I've used it. I know I've used it at least once before, and possibly twice.

[datlowen]

Har. YOU LOVE IT. I was inspired with that about three weeks ago and I've been sitting on it ever since.