dilemma

[dathon]

I got an email from a friend that asked if I knew anyone that would be willing to take her two cats.  I was immediately worried because I know that she loves them with the love of a thousand lovers (like pretty much every other cat owner I know) and wouldn't give them up unless it was a dire situation.  When I found out the story, it really

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[roman_machine]

Hmm, sounds like he's just an unreasonable jackass to me. Dogs are just as gross as cats. That's part of having a pet. I'm betting the closet incident was more of a convenient excuse to freak out than an actual straw that broke the camel's back. As in, he's been looking for some reason to demand that she get rid of the cats and this just happened to come along. That way, it's easier to convince himself that his demand is justified than if he just brought it up out of nowhere.

Oh, so you won't think we're crazy that his full name is Brandon Francois Herschel Martin Jasper, the Bonnie Prince of Diddums? There's actually a point behind each of the names and, of course, we don't call him that. Usually just Brandon. Or Derp.

Poop foot is something that happened right after we got him. He had some tummy issues that first week and accidently stepped in his poop while trying to navigate the litter box. Then, of course, proceeded to track poop all over the apartment before I could catch him and clean him up. Fun times. His other nicknames are Money Suck (cats are freakin expensive!) and Swamp Ass.

[dathon]

Ah yes... poop foot.

My gf has a bunny named Baxter Frits-Herbert Von Kleber. Not quite as much of a mouthful as your kitty, but certainly along the same lines. My sister let my nephew name their cat and he came up with Fluffy Trouble Rabies. Ok, so he was 4 at the time.

[roman_machine]

Those are excellent names.

[sravenk]

Fluffy Trouble Rabies is an awesome cat name.