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[datapwns]

So

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[toroooonnnndou]

Prepare to fall, Renji. You won't be able to defeat my Sword of Rainforestia and my tribe of several shaman Rainforestians. They have coconuts and those smart.

[phantom_lefty]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO YANAGI-SENPAI?!?!

[toroooonnnndou]

I did nothing.

[datapwns]

Genichirou, I did not think it would come to this.

However, I accept your challenge but I believe that you will be the one finding himself at the wrong end of a sharp, pointy object.

[toroooonnnndou]

I am not foolish enough to hold a sword the wrong way.

[datapwns]

You will not be holding a sword at all.

[toroooonnnndou]

I'm already holding a sword. Tightly.

[datapwns]

The tigers of Siberia have taught me useful disarming tactics.

[toroooonnnndou]

You lie.

Either that or the tigers are backstabbing me.

[datapwns]

You may have the loyalty of the Southern tigers, but up here, I am the alpha male.

Do I smell fear?

[toroooonnnndou]

I was unaware the tribes were separate. This was a factor I did not anticipate.

I am undeterred.

Your nose is faulty.

[datapwns]

You should watch Discovery Channel for Kids more often instead of playing with you sword, then you would've been better prepared.

You have hat hair.

[toroooonnnndou]

Be prepared in the morning. We attack when the Bright Circle touches the canopy.

Your eyes are closed.

[datapwns]

Right. I don't know if you noticed, but someone left me near the Arctic Circle of Frostbite.

Your ears are too small for your face.

[toroooonnnndou]

You heard my "last call" for the bike.

Your eyebrows are unmanly.

[datapwns]

No, I didn't. Do you know why?

You mumble. Mumbler.