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Aug 17, 2007 23:25

So.

You guys.

YOU GUYS.

If I wave my hand really fast in front of my face, I grow like, FOUR EXTRA FINGERS. How insane is that? I am a scientific MIRACLE. The world is mine and I will rule it with a nine-fingered iron fist. Ginormous.

I'm currently in Siberia. I think. It's kind of cold. Genichirou (who I THOUGHT was my best friend) wouldn't even wait for me while I stopped to buy a HANDMADE CROCHET OF THE PI SYMBOL. So now I am still here. Where it is cold.

I made a snowman.

Actually, I was on my way to making a second but I got lazy. I am currently sitting on the hips of ELMIRA. She would've been beautiful. Maybe tomorrow Alfonso can have a girlfriend.

Speaking of significant others. I miss mine. :((((((((((

Genichirou. (Who I THOUGHT was my best friend.) This is all your fault. I hate you. I hope that a rainforestian bird defecates on your hat.

elmira loves alfonso, rainforestian revolt against genichirou, having big hands

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