Aug 17, 2007 23:25
So.
You guys.
YOU GUYS.
If I wave my hand really fast in front of my face, I grow like, FOUR EXTRA FINGERS. How insane is that? I am a scientific MIRACLE. The world is mine and I will rule it with a nine-fingered iron fist. Ginormous.
I'm currently in Siberia. I think. It's kind of cold. Genichirou (who I THOUGHT was my best friend) wouldn't even wait for me while I stopped to buy a HANDMADE CROCHET OF THE PI SYMBOL. So now I am still here. Where it is cold.
I made a snowman.
Actually, I was on my way to making a second but I got lazy. I am currently sitting on the hips of ELMIRA. She would've been beautiful. Maybe tomorrow Alfonso can have a girlfriend.
Speaking of significant others. I miss mine. :((((((((((
Genichirou. (Who I THOUGHT was my best friend.) This is all your fault. I hate you. I hope that a rainforestian bird defecates on your hat.
elmira loves alfonso,
rainforestian revolt against genichirou,
having big hands