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[datapwns]

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[bragginghor]

RENJI-SAN PERSON!!!! I'M HORIO SATOSHI AS I'M SURE YOU KNOW SINCE I'M SUCH A BNF!!!! I'M GONNA BE YOUR NAVIGATOR ONCE YOU GET TO THE RAINFOREST!!!! I HAVE AN AMAZING SENSE OF DIRECTION!!!!! WE'RE GONNA SAVE YUKIMURA-SAN AND THEN FIND THE GOLDEN NUT!!!!! WON'T IT BE GREAT?!?!?!

[datapwns]

HORIO SATOSHI!!!!

Wait. Why do you want Seiichi too? WHY ARE ALL OF YOU STEALING HIM FROM ME???

[bragginghor]

RENJI-SAN PERSON!!!!

I'M HELPING YOU RESCUE HIM OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART!!! I AM AMAZINGLY KIND AND NOBLE AND BRAVE!!! THERE IS NO REASON TO THANK ME!!!! ALL I ASK FOR IN RETURN IS THAT YOU HELP ME FIND THE GOLDEN NUT!!!!

[datapwns]

NO. No, you are LYING. I can see it in your rotund cheeks full of nuts. If you already possess nuts, you are just being greedy in wanting the GOLDEN NUT.

YOU ARE ALL CONSPIRING TO TAKE MY PRECIOUS AWAY.

[bragginghor]

I NEVER LIE!!! I'M REALLY HONEST!!!! THE GOLDEN NUT IS WHAT'S GONNA MAKE ME BACK INTO A HUMAN!!!! SO I HAVE TO FIND IT!!!! BECAUSE BEING A SQUIRREL SUCKS!!!!

[datapwns]

Oh, Horio Satoshi. You don't want to be human again. Being human just means GETTING HURT.

Stay a squirrel. SQUIRREL LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SQUIRRELED BEFORE.

[bragginghor]

BEING A SQUIRREL MEANS YOU GET HURT EVEN MORE!!!! FIRST I FELL BEHIND A COMPUTER DESK AND NEARLY DIED OF ELECTRICUTION!!!! THEN I NEARLY GOT EATEN BY A DOG!!! THEN I GOT REALLY SICK FROM RIDING AN AIRPLANE!!! AND I HAVE TO WEAR A LEASH THAT CHOKES ME TO DEATH!!! AND WE NEARLY GOT EATEN BY LIONS!!! AND MY GIRLFRIEND HERMY-HONEY DISAPPEARED INTO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!!

DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT GETTING HURT!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!! I NEED TO GO LISTEN TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE AND CUT MYSELF!!!

[datapwns]

THAT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE PAIN OF HAVING THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE STOLEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

BY YOUR BEST FRIEND.

GO LISTEN TO MCR AND FALL OUT BOY, HORIO SATOSHI.

[bragginghor]

HERMY-HONEY WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! AND NOW SHE'S GONE FOREVER!!! MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOURS!!!

FINE!!! I WILL!!!! GEEEZ!!!!

[datapwns]

YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW THE PAIN OF LOSING SEIICHI. :(((((( IT IS UNBEARABLE.

GOOD. AND AFTERWARDS, WATCH TITANIC.

[bragginghor]

MINE IS MORE UNBEARABLE!!!

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A RAINFOREST!!! SURE I CAN GET SOME BASIC THINGS LIKE A COMPUTER AND INTERNET ACCESS AND EMO MUSIC CDS!!! BUT I REALLY DOUBT I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND TITANIC!!! GEEZ!!! BE REALISTIC!!!

[datapwns]

NO, MINE IS.

How can you even call yourself a squirrel if you can't even find TITANIC.

[bragginghor]

MINE IS!!! YOU'RE AT LEAST GOING TO GET YOUR BOYFRIEND BACK!!! HERMY-HONEY IS GONE FOR FOREVER!!!

I NEVER SAID I'D NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND IT!!! I HAVE TWO YEARS OF FINDING STUFF EXPERIENCE!!!! IT WILL BE EASY!!!

[datapwns]

I THINK YOU'RE JUST TOO COWARDLY TO GO FIND HER, HORIO SATOSHI. WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE BLACK HOLE. HUH?

I BET YOU CAN'T. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL SQUIRRELS.