[ Jack’s sitting up, crosslegged, on a cot somewhere in the Normandy’s engine room. There’s definitely irritation there as she rubs at an eye, but the hand shakes, and if you look closely enough, there’s little tremors running through her arms, shoulders, her whole body. One legs gets pulled up close to her chest and she almost looks like a kid, ( Read more... )

[ If you’re living on the Normandy, you’ll find one of these lovely cards, complete with macaroni art covers, slipped under your door. If you’re not, it will have been scanned and data transferred to your datapad. Enjoy, Shepardians, plus Lily. ]

( CARDS FOR ALL )

[ So Jack pretty much loves this event, seeing as this is almost a natural state of being for her. As per usual, she's here to laugh at your misfortune. ]

Not really getting what the issue you guys have with thoughts being broadcast. If you don't have the spine to back up your opinions, or secret creeper hobbies, or sappy, vomit-inducing crushes, ( Read more... )

[Private to: Catty]
I found us a secretary.

[Private to: Shepard]
Do we have any real jobs outside of busing around gingers?

[Private to: Joker]If nothing more interesting than the old pick up, transport and drop off gig doesn’t come up in the next few weeks I’m considering drugging your coffee again just for shits and giggles. On a random day ( Read more... )

[Have a severely bored, and severely annoyed Jack. Not made private because A. Jack don't care who hears her bitching, and B. This is her idea of information gathering.]

Who the hell do I have to fillet to get a goddamn ship around here?

Joker, shouldn't this be your job? Get off your lazy gimp ass and start ship hunting with me. I'm sick of ( Read more... )

[You pick up your datapad and find a heavily tattooed woman with a shaved head, wearing pretty much nothing on her torso but a few leather straps covering the important bits, and she is glaring violent murder and dismemberment at you.]Look, bitch. Bitches. Whatfuckingever, I doesn't really matter, you're all about to be just as dead soon enough. ( Read more... )