first gig | [Audio]

[xistentialblues]

[The post is audio; he's not super tech-savvy but he was able to figure out the simpler functions of the device after some prodding. There's a hefty pause before he speaks; best to be careful, one never knows who could be listening.]

I've never seen lost technology like this before. But if I'm not mistaken, this is a communications device.

So, let's communicate. Who do I have to thank for dragging me here? Because I don't recall being invited.

[Another pause, then with more feeling:]

And where the hell's Sylvia?