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[spncrazyfan]

[video starts with someone trying to figure out how to turn the strange new device on, and then smiling brightly once she has it]

So, this is kinky. Not in the kinky kind of way that involves funny masks and spiked collars. But still, how did you know I was writing a story that took place here, and brought me right to...

[give the blonde girl

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1/i'll tell you when I'm done

[imnot_likeyou]

[imnot_likeyou]

[imnot_likeyou]

[imnot_likeyou]

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[breakmychest]

[Have an annoyed looking vampire reporting live from the sunny beaches of Mon Cal.]

Oh... goody, another member of party Winchester. [He's assuming from your underwear.] You seem particularly obnoxious.

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[spncrazyfan]

[Becky.... just... stares at you Spike. She might actually squeek in what you will learn is happiness in a moment. Because...]

Oh. Em. Gee!

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[breakmychest]

[Luckily, Spike's from Season 8, which means he knows all about text speak. By which I mean, do you seriously think Dawn and Buffy text him full sentences with good spelling? Haha, no, but he can usually figure out what they mean.

...for now, though, he'll just give Becky a suspicious look.]

What?

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[spncrazyfan]

Spike. You're Spike! I'd recognize that bleached blonde hair anywhere!

[cue squealing and happy clapping]

If you're here... you're real?! You're really, really real?!

[mercwithmouth]

I already tried that. He wouldn't help me.

[spncrazyfan]

Is he really hear though? I mean, didn't he like, get

[makes cutting motion with her arm like being sliced by a saber]

Unless he's a blue ghosty. I wouldn't mind blue ghosty Obi-Wan at all. Especially with his young face when he was totally hot.

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[spncrazyfan]

Oh! Hello person on the screen. It's okay. Whatever alien abducted me decided to take my clothes.

[she found the droid and is waiting for clothes now]

Were you abducted too?

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[slayerdom]

Okay, first? Obi-Wan's gone and second, you are in serious need of clothes. Pronto.

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[spncrazyfan]

Well, that sucks. Obi-Wan is one of the better characters...

... wait... you're... you look like Buffy.

[peeeers at the screen all squinty eyed]

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[slayerdom]

... I am Buffy. Do I -- Should I know you? This is feeling very one-sided and I don't think I like it.

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[spncrazyfan]

I know all about you! You and Angel and Spike - which I mean I like Spike, but you and Angel and the epic love but can't have each other story...

[fans self]

I wanted to be you when I grew up.