[video]
[video starts with someone trying to figure out how to turn the strange new device on, and then smiling brightly once she has it]
So, this is kinky. Not in the kinky kind of way that involves funny masks and spiked collars. But still, how did you know I was writing a story that took place here, and brought me right to...
[give the blonde girl on the video screen three seconds, and then her eyes widen]
Oh. My. God. Seriously? This world is real too?! HOW TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!
[the half naked girl does not really care that she’s only in her underwear as she runs to look out the window at Coruscant. It's not that far away that you can make out the writing on her pink boycut undies]
So what am I supposed to do now? Do I get my own droid? Oh, can I be a Jedi? I totally want to be a Jedi and have a lightsaber and join up with the Solo twins and have cool adventures with them. I mean, when in France...
[bouncy blonde runs back to the device, then sobers and gets serious as she bends over a bit.]
Okay, I need to do this right. [clears throat] Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
[and then she reaches over and cuts the feed.]
So, this is kinky. Not in the kinky kind of way that involves funny masks and spiked collars. But still, how did you know I was writing a story that took place here, and brought me right to...
[give the blonde girl on the video screen three seconds, and then her eyes widen]
Oh. My. God. Seriously? This world is real too?! HOW TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!
[the half naked girl does not really care that she’s only in her underwear as she runs to look out the window at Coruscant. It's not that far away that you can make out the writing on her pink boycut undies]
So what am I supposed to do now? Do I get my own droid? Oh, can I be a Jedi? I totally want to be a Jedi and have a lightsaber and join up with the Solo twins and have cool adventures with them. I mean, when in France...
[bouncy blonde runs back to the device, then sobers and gets serious as she bends over a bit.]
Okay, I need to do this right. [clears throat] Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.
[and then she reaches over and cuts the feed.]