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[godoftableflips]

[Thor is much less rageful and much more clothed this time (sorry, guys), but he doesn't look happy either.  This is sort of an insult to his godly pride, but it will TOTALLY BE WORTH IT

RIGHT??]

It seems that Mjolnir is, for the time being, beyond the hope of retrieval.   I must find some other means of arming myself for battle, which I am told will

Comments

[uberwitch]

Are you going to keep the weapon in the house? And is it of the sharp, pointy variety?

[godoftableflips]

If all goes well, it will be a hammer. And I will be inclined to keep it near at hand, yes.

[uberwitch]

As long as it's not pointy.

[godoftableflips]

[Aw he assumes this is because you are a woman. :) ] You need not fear any blade I may bring into our hall. It is simply a question of protection.

[regeneracy]

What's the point in getting a weapon? You're either going to be blown up or it's going to be stolen before you get a chance to use it.

[godoftableflips]

I will not be taken unawares again. A warrior must have a weapon suited to him in battle, and I intend to assist these Jedi in their war against the Sith.

[regeneracy]

Yeah, good luck with that. I'm sure you'll manage to survive just the same as everyone else that fights in the stupid war. [She stares ever so critically at him.]

You're entirely too optimistic.

[godoftableflips]

I have seen a great many battles, and dealt with cowards like the one who threatens us before.

[He just looks entirely unconcerned and cocky in an adorable and happy way] If there were no way to stop him, he would not hide from us.

[illjustdieagain]

[This is Nathan facing his fear, okay. His fear of anal rape. But he will take big deep breaths, and]

Don't get a lightsaber. They're absolute rubbish.

[godoftableflips]

Is that not the weapon these Jedi carry? I do not understand the appeal of a sword made of ... light.

[illjustdieagain]

It doesn't look like much until some bastard rams you in the chest with one. And some other places that are not on the table for discussion at the moment. The light part is some kind of fucked up Force voodoo bullshit.

[godoftableflips]

So the blade is enchanted? What matter of enchantment?

i had too!!

[infinitemight]

[She raises an eyebrow.] Those are certainly some demands.

yessssss i need this cr in my life :D

[godoftableflips]

Perhaps they may seem unusual, but I hope to find something suitable.

[infinitemight]

[She narrows her eyes at him.] I take it from your manner of speak that you are from a Norse background? [Hehe, Storm, the Norse Nerd.]

[godoftableflips]

Your people may see it that way.

My true home is Asgard.

[incaution]

[Okay, she's not going to hurt Dean's man pride by looking at Thor, she's not, she's not, she-

Okay, she is.

But she makes it very discreet by pretending to have something to say to him.]

I could try to help you find a weapon. It may not be the best, but it'll be something to use until you find something better.

[godoftableflips]

[Somewhere, Dean is watching this and making a constipated face. Like this one]

Excellent! You know of where I may have one forged, then?

[incaution]

[Look Dean, she's being perfectly polite and not oogling thor too much. Besides, does she have semi-public bar sex with anyone else but you? Nope.]

I've got some old contacts here I can call up. I'm gonna have to charge you a ten percent commission though. [WHAT. He may be attractive and have better hair than her, but she's got to earn money somehow.]

[godoftableflips]

I see. [WELL GOOD THING HE'S GETTING HIRED TO GO WHOOP SOME ASS] Once I have procured the necessary amount, I will call on you, then.