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[godoftableflips]

[Thor is much less rageful and much more clothed this time (sorry, guys), but he doesn't look happy either.  This is sort of an insult to his godly pride, but it will TOTALLY BE WORTH IT

RIGHT??]

It seems that Mjolnir is, for the time being, beyond the hope of retrieval.   I must find some other means of arming myself for battle, which I am told will

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[illjustdieagain]

[This is Nathan facing his fear, okay. His fear of anal rape. But he will take big deep breaths, and]

Don't get a lightsaber. They're absolute rubbish.

[godoftableflips]

Is that not the weapon these Jedi carry? I do not understand the appeal of a sword made of ... light.

[illjustdieagain]

It doesn't look like much until some bastard rams you in the chest with one. And some other places that are not on the table for discussion at the moment. The light part is some kind of fucked up Force voodoo bullshit.

[godoftableflips]

So the blade is enchanted? What matter of enchantment?

[illjustdieagain]

How am I supposed to know? Do I look like Harry Potter to you?

[godoftableflips]

Is this Harry a wizard?

[illjustdieagain]

... Where the fuck are you from, mate? A leper colony?

[godoftableflips]

From Asgard. Leprosy is a mortal disease.

[illjustdieagain]

Ass ... guard. Oh. Right. [SCREAMS.] Well, you've missed out on a wealth of pop culture and nerdy little wet dreams.

[godoftableflips]

I assume you speak of mortal customs on Earth.

[illjustdieagain]

Uh, yeah, something like that. What's it like up in ass guard? How many anal rapings would you say there are, on average?

[godoftableflips]

We are not savages. [lol sure thor. keep telling yourself that.]

[illjustdieagain]

That means it's low, right?

No, no, let's try this. Whatever happened the other ... whenever, all the threats, the crushing, let's put it all behind us. Clean slate. Yeah?

[godoftableflips]

[he threatens a lot of people, nathan, do you really expect him to remember them all...] I was angered when I first arrived here.

[peers at, trying to remember. he has a vague recollection of douchebag remarks] Is there a reason I shouldn't grant you that?

[illjustdieagain]

... Nope. Why would you think there is?

[godoftableflips]

Then consider it forgotten. [FOR NOW]