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[misterhotpants]

[Garrett has not figured out how to use the datapad yet; the thing has accidentally turn on as he wobbles it around in the air using the Force. Floating in midair as it is, you get a shaky shot of our prince sitting on the edge of his bed, elbows on his knees and hands fisting in his hair]

It's just a bloody door.

It's not. You know it's not.

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[betweentheribs]

Not everything is going to listen to your demands. [Yeah, hi. She just slipped back inside, all quietly like a creeper. Shelby jingles a small bag before tossing it at him.] I also bought food. The people around here are easy marks.

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[misterhotpants]

[That jerks a smile from him] If I hadn't realised we were in a new world already... [he catches the bag, and then pauses]

Is it just me, or did your lips not move when you said that?

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[betweentheribs]

New world, same Shelby. [She shrugs, pulling an apple out of her pocket and biting into it.] It is my new magic act.

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[misterhotpants]

I wouldn't have it any other way. [he same Shelby part that is. And - wait hold on what did that just happen out loud.

What]

Please tell me you're not actually hearing my thoughts right now. Shit. Shit shit shit.

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[imwotchingyou]

[ Tonks should not meddle and be nosy. That doesn't mean she won't. ]

So who is she and why did she tell you to stay?

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[misterhotpants]

[He shrugs easily, giving her a little half smile] My friend. She's a slave driver, I tell you. Not a slave, not--

I have to say, I've never seen a lady with hair of such a lovely shade. Might I have your name?

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[imwotchingyou]

Oh, I know a few people like that. I think most of them could just do with a bit of a holiday though.

[ Tonks smiles. She can appreciate that he appreciates the color lavender. It's a good color. ]

I'm Tonks. Who're you?

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[misterhotpants]

Oh - she's not that bad, really. Just takes some getting used to. She's not tying me to trees any more, at least. That was an uncomfortable experience.

A pleasure to meet you, milady. [she's gets a bow, and a smirk that shows he's aware it's a ridiculous thing to do] I'm new. Well - people tend to call me Garrett, actually, when they're trying to be polite. I occasionally go by such titles as 'jackass', 'selfish prick' and on one memorable occasion, 'horselover'. The last of which is not actually true, I assure you.

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[abominable]

Hey, magic isn't so bad. It's the evil wizards that are to blame Magisters, abominations- ha, me. Whoops. Stop it-

You know what I hate? Space magic. See, your stay is almost thematic. She huh, wonder why he wouldn't want to leave, four walls and a door, dark, rather skin myself alive then sta- stop. it. As for working it usually works against you.

... This is exhausting.

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[misterhotpants]

Not so bad, yes, but it does have that infernal tendency to fly off in the opposite direction you intended sometimes. [making a face] You too, huh?

[He falls silent - well, his mouth, at least] They heard that? They know, that's not - no one should--

To say the least. I vote we get drunk. That means leaving. Very drunk.

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[abominable]

That would describe a lot of things in my life, flying off the wrong way. Magic, speaking, the works. Now thinking, isn't that fun? I always wanted to give people a piece of my mind- ha! That's a good one, I should- oh I guess I already said it. Projected it. It's rather cramped in here isn't it? Andraste's flaming-

Me too. Yes, me too. That describes a lot of things I'd say.

[... throat clearing] I like how you think! The drinking part. It's not always easy though, is it? Half the damned tower never wanted to leave, were too scared of it, never understood it then. Only took a year to get that particular lesson. Tell you what, you accompany me and drinks are on my tab. That I somehow can pay- don't ask. You can do it- damnit stop it, stop it... me. Thoughts. Think about the open sky, there's nothing like it.

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[misterhotpants]

You and I both, Sir Anders. This conversation has the potential to get very uncomfortable if he isn't--

Drinking! Yes, drinking should absolutely happen, although - what, you mean to say I can't expect the alcohol to come to me any more? What's the point in being a prince if the grog doesn't just magically appear in front of me? The sky is out the window, it's fine to look at it's more than there was, it's enough--

I don't suppose you're in favour of pretending like none of this is happening, are you?

[gunslingerpoet]

[On the upside to this whole telepathy thing is that the lazy man needn't talk. At all. So, here's Dante--in one of his rare network appearances-- just watching the screen.. while cleaning a rifle.]

Someone woman got you mighty whipped, huh. Not that I can't sympathize...

[Dryyy chuckle.]

Maybe you should take your own advice, hm?

[misterhotpants]

[Scratching his head, returning that chuckle] You could say that. To a degree-

--You know a year ago I probably would have agreed with you, but I've been finding lately that my own advice tends to end up with me being chased by madmen or angry women or dragons. Or all three, if it's a particularly bad day. It's usually a particularly bad day.

[gunslingerpoet]

[Pause.]

Huh. I'm impressed.

[Big grin.]

Sounds like an interesting life, dude. Pretty women?

[He means the angry ones chasing him.]

[misterhotpants]

What can I say? I'm an impressive sort of person. Hah.

To be honest, it's long since reached a point where I could do with a little boredom. As for the women, it turns out I'm an equal opportunity lady aggravator, although some of them have been beauties. Like the ones I ended up travelling with. And who la la la not thinking not thinkiiiiiiing.