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[This face is peering into the datapad, looking pissed as fuck. (He is also clothed. No sexy stripper time for you.) He spends a minute messing with the settings before giving up and realizing this is as good as it's going to get. ]

Well, I've got one thing to say. Hell got a lot less humid since the last time I was here.

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[likedillinger]

[Oh for cryin' out loud, didn't he leave all this shit behind him in the other stupid dimension] That a fact?

Maybe your boss man did some redecorating.

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Don't have a boss.

[likedillinger]

So free-range Hellspawn. Is that it?

[relunged]

I'm not a Hellspawn. I've just got a long list of them who'd love to take me out.

[likedillinger]

Cuz you've been to Hell and back.

[relunged]

[In the same tone that he'd use with a small retarded child:] Yeah.

[likedillinger]

What, you took the Emergency Exit?

[relunged]

Sometimes the only way to find things in Hell is to take the trip yourself.

[likedillinger]

As much as I'd love to, I already rerouted my ticket for one to this place instead.

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How'd you get the ticket in the first place?

[likedillinger]

[deadpan] I was a very bad boy.