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[This face is peering into the datapad, looking pissed as fuck. (He is also clothed. No sexy stripper time for you.) He spends a minute messing with the settings before giving up and realizing this is as good as it's going to get. ]

Well, I've got one thing to say. Hell got a lot less humid since the last time I was here.

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[godoftableflips]

This is far from Nifelheim. Though you speak as if you have ventured into the lands of the dead before.

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I've dropped in a few times.

[godoftableflips]

Oh? And who are you, that can boast such a tale?

[relunged]

Just special, I guess.

[sand_wormie]

Nah. To find a hell on this world you've got to take a few lifts down.

[relunged]

You're pretty young to know about this kind of thing, aren't you?

[sand_wormie]

[sigh]

Mister, I pay attention to whatever planet I'm on. Being a kid doesn't make me stupid.

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What do you know about hell? [for srs.]

[likedillinger]

[Oh for cryin' out loud, didn't he leave all this shit behind him in the other stupid dimension] That a fact?

Maybe your boss man did some redecorating.

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Don't have a boss.

[likedillinger]

So free-range Hellspawn. Is that it?

[relunged]

I'm not a Hellspawn. I've just got a long list of them who'd love to take me out.

[loisfuckinglane]

We're all very impressed.

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I can hear it in your voice.

[loisfuckinglane]

It's not quite Hell, as I'm sure most of these friendly citizens have jumped to tell you by now.

[relunged]

Yeah. I heard something about Jedi.

[slicesanddices]

'least the bars are still open.

[relunged]

Are they? At least something's right around here.

[slicesanddices]

It's the one thing I'd pick if someone'd asked for our input anyway.

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Any recommendations?