[video]

[abominable]

[Anders looks pretty put out when he turns the video on, flopping onto a seat on his bed.] This is completely unfair, I just want this entire planet to know that. Here we are in a perfectly lovely, so far Templar-free alternate world, with blue ale and lovely, terrifying women and still there are sodding darkspawn!

Why are there always darkspawn-

Comments

[its_likealchemy]

Buy me a couple of ales, and you'll at least have the drunk dwarf part down. Lucky for you, though, I think we're all out of mad Dalish.

[abominable]

Varric, I will buy you several ales if you keep your drunkeness from the Commander's eyes and my delicate self away from the darkspawn for it. In fact I might buy you several ales so I can forget darkspawn exist at all with a good dose of drunken camaraderie.

[its_likealchemy]

I'm not sure you need to be drunk again, Blondie. [because last time was kind of ridic, man]

[abominable]

You're missing out Varric, personally I think the purple feathers would have really added something to your ensemble.

[its_likealchemy]

I don't know ... I mean, purple clashes horribly with my hair.

[abominable]

You just need the right shade! There's an art to this you know.

[its_likealchemy]

... I don't know whether I should be disturbed or intrigued that you actually know that. I guess it's a mage thing, along with the whole feathers business in the first place.

[abominable]

If only the Circle cared about these things, the whole place would be much more tolerable. Is it so wrong to enjoy the finer things in life? Good coloring, drink, freedom- among other things.

[its_likealchemy]

I don't know, the Templars might take issue with that. I think it's because they're jealous, though -- or would be. Mages? Running free in ridiculous clothing? Blasphemy!

[abominable]

What would Andraste say to such a display? Truly an affront against the Maker himself! That's what they'd tell themselves in their jealousy of course. They rue the day their skirted heavy armor isn't the most ridiculous outfit around.

[its_likealchemy]

Too true, Blondie. Too true.

[he grins. man, Anders, why does past you have to be so damn awesome?]