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Jun 23, 2011 12:49

[Anya is once again in her wonderful store, Forcegasms, surrounded by some sex toys and posters of attractive men in very little clothes. There are no penises showing, though, just lots and lots of chest.]

I think we should have a party. They are fun, and often involve presents, which are very nice to receive. Also, my friends are here now, which is nice since I was all alone before and although I'm perfectly capable of being alone and independent, it's nice to have them here where they can kill zombies before the zombies kill me.

So yes. A party! I was thinking I'd hold it at my store and it can double as a promotional event. I can even give out party favors!

[Though handing out things for free is horrible, even when they are cheap and useful things like condoms. Hopefully people will buy things and it will be successful financially in the long run.]

Oh. If you're a child you probably shouldn't come. It's a grown-up party. With alcohol and sex.

anya jenkins

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