my dad sent this to me in an e-mail, and I thought y'all would enjoy it too
New England By Jeff Foxworthy
so true!!
Forget Rednecks ....here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.
If you k now several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in New England.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live in New England.
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tee hee
well, I'm back at school till Summer . . . soooo close I can almost taste the summer, non-school air. Gonna miss people though, of course my Kitty baby, and Tim too, cause he's not coming back to UMass next year ::tear::, Dani, Mimo, Adam, Anthony, and the others, Tyler and even Jeremy.
summer should be fun though. Almost done with classes, which end ont he 15th, then my exams START and I've got my last one on the 23rd . . . ugh. THEN maybe when I figure out my GPA I'll FINALLY be able to declare my major. . . . FINALLY cause my GPA SUX right now. ugh GPA . . . DON'T take physics unless you NEED to, caus that's what KILLED me, and then there was the stupid mistake I made of taking Calc. 2 . . . UGH x5 million!!!
done with rant. off to finish watching Cinderella now :-)
Silver Lane party tomorrow night after a day of shopping with the girls and maybe a trip to the museum at Amherst college with Tim :) Then going to see Tom play in the Longmeadow Tournament for Ultimate Frisbee on Sunday :D This weekends weather is supposed to be superb too!! can't wait!!
so true!!
Forget Rednecks ....here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.
If you k now several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in New England.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live in New England.
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tee hee
well, I'm back at school till Summer . . . soooo close I can almost taste the summer, non-school air. Gonna miss people though, of course my Kitty baby, and Tim too, cause he's not coming back to UMass next year ::tear::, Dani, Mimo, Adam, Anthony, and the others, Tyler and even Jeremy.
summer should be fun though. Almost done with classes, which end ont he 15th, then my exams START and I've got my last one on the 23rd . . . ugh. THEN maybe when I figure out my GPA I'll FINALLY be able to declare my major. . . . FINALLY cause my GPA SUX right now. ugh GPA . . . DON'T take physics unless you NEED to, caus that's what KILLED me, and then there was the stupid mistake I made of taking Calc. 2 . . . UGH x5 million!!!
done with rant. off to finish watching Cinderella now :-)
Silver Lane party tomorrow night after a day of shopping with the girls and maybe a trip to the museum at Amherst college with Tim :) Then going to see Tom play in the Longmeadow Tournament for Ultimate Frisbee on Sunday :D This weekends weather is supposed to be superb too!! can't wait!!