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Aug 30, 2009 23:13

I'M BORED AND PRUSSIA BROKE 16k LIKE 52 COMMENTS AGO SO.

ANYTHING GOES MEME

Ask me whatever you want to know about Prussia. Hot or Not. Headcanon. Relationships. Etc. Go for it. I am that bored!

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andallthefixins August 31 2009, 05:25:00 UTC

TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME :D

dasschlechtende August 31 2009, 05:26:05 UTC

BITCH, GET OFF MY LAWN.

andallthefixins August 31 2009, 05:28:06 UTC

But I get so much work there!

dasschlechtende August 31 2009, 05:29:50 UTC

Fuck you! I need the jobs, asshole!

andallthefixins August 31 2009, 05:33:48 UTC

BE A BETTER WORKER THEN

...now I'm curious, headcanon on Turkey and Prussia doing a job together for Germany, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? Would the job get done? WOULD SOMETHING BLOW UP? Are the chances of Germany facepalming over 9000?

dasschlechtende August 31 2009, 05:41:26 UTC

FUCK YOU.

Oh god. I kind of imagine Germany DREADING how things would turn out because Prussia is yelling and being a general ass while Turkey is mocking and heckling. And nothing looks like its getting done, and YOU GUYS, WE ARE ON A TIME LIMIT AND BUDGET HERE, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT, AND NO PRUSSIA, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO USE POWER TOOLS AGAINST TURKEY, BEHAVE. But in the end, they do manage to get the work done and it's almost like a miracle because Germany is left going, "... what is this insanity?" and Prussia and Turkey are chilling and drinking and reminiscing about olden days in the Middle East.

... which of course, sparks another fight in which Prussia wields a drill.

andallthefixins August 31 2009, 05:45:04 UTC

NO DÖNER FOR PRUSSIA

pffft, that is amazing.

and of course Turkey wields the power saw, right?

dasschlechtende August 31 2009, 05:49:33 UTC

Hell, no. They'd fight over who would get to use the saw but then Germany came in and took it away from them. And when they protested, he told them he'd make them use sticks and stones if they couldn't behave themselves. They both scoffed at this but did behave.

das_sourkraut August 31 2009, 05:50:43 UTC

Because you both damn well knew I would make you use sticks and stones. :|

andallthefixins August 31 2009, 05:52:05 UTC

AND SOMEWHERE, there is a dumpster full of all the empty aspirin bottles Germany had to take to deal with us working together

das_sourkraut August 31 2009, 06:02:00 UTC

I am keeping that industry afloat all by myself.

andallthefixins August 31 2009, 13:43:25 UTC

...so right now I just pictured Germany having trained a dog to bring him a new bottle everytime he runs out.

das_sourkraut August 31 2009, 15:28:51 UTC

That's adorable.

...I bet he has one trained to go to the drugstore. With a little pouch with money in it, that the store clerk just puts the bottle in. :x

dasschlechtende August 31 2009, 15:30:32 UTC

... West, that's just sad.

das_sourkraut September 1 2009, 00:56:28 UTC

It's effective! Can you imagine all the time I'd waste if I actually had to get it myself every time?

andallthefixins August 31 2009, 18:42:23 UTC

The new drugstore worker was confused about the dog that seemed to wait in front of the door. Every five minutes or so, it would bark a couple times before settling down. He wasn't trained to handle anything like this. He wished the manager would come back from lunch and help him sort this thing out ( ... )

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