{Blog} Updates and Useless American Holidays

[das_vedanya]

Vacation time is up, it seems.

Wednesday was supposed to be my final day off, but I was prisoner to the phone from the moment I woke up to the time I fell asleep. My clients are quite... punctual when it comes to my days off, so they were all calling me to schedule appointments. Occasionally, I get that phone call about mental or emotional

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[syestra]

Uhm... Hi! Brother, Sister sorry for worrying you! Forgive me and Uh, Nik... Did I happen to leave my, uh, 'personal items' at your house last night? It's really important I get those back.

[das_vedanya]

BIG SISTER I WAS SO WORRIED.

[das_vedanya]

.....

[das_vedanya]

What do you mean by "personal items"?!

[veni_vidi_duplo]

You mean the popcorn maker? Uh, yeah, it's there on the counter...

[das_vedanya]

...I'll give you style points for that one, but I am not naïve. We do not own a popcorn maker nor do I think big sister would spend her money on such a useless contraption.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

No, it's true. It looks like this:

[das_vedanya]

...this looks even more ridiculous than you do.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

I look hot, what are you even talking about?

[das_vedanya]

Are you aware of a disorder called the God-Complex? Or Narcissism?

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Yes. Don't change the subject.

[das_vedanya]

I have no interest in hearing you talk about you narcissistic cracks about how attractive you think you are.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

I don't think it, I just am. Ask your sister.

[das_vedanya]

I don't want to hear anything.

[syestra]

B-Brother...

N-Nikolej...

Please be nice, heh...heh...

[das_vedanya]

He started it.