{Blog} Updates and Useless American Holidays

[das_vedanya]

Vacation time is up, it seems.

Wednesday was supposed to be my final day off, but I was prisoner to the phone from the moment I woke up to the time I fell asleep. My clients are quite... punctual when it comes to my days off, so they were all calling me to schedule appointments. Occasionally, I get that phone call about mental or emotional

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[veni_vidi_duplo]

Eh, American Halloween is just commercial. It doesn't really have anything to do with... anything, I guess? The upside is you get to dress like a freak and get free candy though.

[das_vedanya]

...I see no upside to this.
By the way, have you seen Katerina anywhere?

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Where's your inner child?

Oh, I saw her like... yesterday. Why?

[das_vedanya]

I still have an inner-child, but I can't say that he's particularly fond of dressing up in such fashions.

...just curious.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Your inner child is kind of lame then...

I didn't do anything.

[lentami]

Brother asked you a question. Out with it.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Settle down, crouching psycho hidden bitch.

[das_vedanya]

It is just a little sister's worries.
Please do not call her such names.
No matter how true they may be.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

What? No way. She calls me names all the time and broke the lock on my door. She totally deserves it.

[das_vedanya]

You just keep getting more and more on my bad side.
This is not a very wise place to be.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Newsflash: your sister wants to marry you. I highly doubt the clockwork is working. Ergo, I'm not going to take kindly to finding a crazy chick in my apartment stealing knives out of my kitchen and going through my things.

[das_vedanya]

I am well aware of this, спасибо. What Natalia does in your apartment is not my concern; I am not her keeper. This says nothing about my duty as a brother to defend my sisters, and quite frankly, I'm a little disturbed by the way you have been stealing away Yekaterina from her family.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

Your sister is a grown woman, dude. I haven't been stealing her away from anything or anyone - it's called free will, you know? You guys seriously need to chill out.

... hey, if you don't get any candy on Halloween, do you want some of mine?

[das_vedanya]

Fine. I'll let it slide... for now, but only because Big Sister's taken a liking to you. Next time there will be blood.

I already have plans for Halloween. I don't think I'll be needing any candy you've probably poisoned it.

[veni_vidi_duplo]

There's something wonky about your comments.... are you trying out HTML or something? It looks messed up.

The day after or whatever. It's free.

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[das_vedanya]

You have a very short attention span... have you considered checking with a doctor over the possibility of medication for Attention Deficit Disorder?

I don't need your candy, thank you. All I need is Alfred the good company of a friend and a bottle of vodka.