{Blog} How did it come to This?!

[das_vedanya]

{LOCKED TO FRANCIS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS}
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I'm starting to think that a job at McDonald's might've been... appropriate, because clearly, a certain Frenchman isn't. The first day of work was awkward enough... people were asking for dishes they, and I, couldn't properly pronounce. I have yet to find out how you properly pronounce the

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[das_vedanya]

R-right. I'll go ahead and fax you the menu... I'm sorry if I strain your eyes...

[das_vedanya]

Th-thanks. I appreciate it.

[salylimon]

Even without an actual name, figuring out who you were, ahem, talking about was not too hard to figure out...why didn't you stab him?

B-but McDonald's? Really?

[das_vedanya]

I figured it would... but it's best I keep it vague. Some people might not know and I'd rather not have them bring the Sous Chef any harm in case I, ah, want to bring it to him myself. Because the look on his face afterward was just enough to satisfy.

Well, not really McDonald's, but... something of the equivalent to it... if that makes any sense. I detest fast food and a good friend of mine adores it a little too much. It's a wonder how I put up with his eating habits.

[salylimon]

Honestly, try not too harm him to much since, I'm sure, others would like to...and I'll leave it at that. Haha, I can just imagine. But that's what he gets~

No, no. It does. And I kind of feel the same way, really. But I'm sure a sandwich shop, or even Subway, would be better than, well, better than McDonald's.

[das_vedanya]

Of course not. I'll try to contain myself and the silverware around me.

I suppose. It was just much easier when I was under my own management...

*pissed secret boyfriend is pissed*

[13_foundations]

They should let you wear something around your neck since it obviously makes you uncomfortable...! Heck, you were jumpy about me seeing it for so long...

....He did what?

Of course, and it'll be my treat... Damn, Ivan, how many crazy relatives to you have?

[das_vedanya]

I have one or two scarves at home that I could wear... I'd have to ask Jerome. You were very persistent. Can you blame me?

Wh-who did what?

...including my sisters? Four. Most of them are dead.

[13_foundations]

If they won't let you wear it I'll be the hero and make them! Well... No, of course not...

That--That Sous Chef guy!

They don't seem to want to leave you alone. D:

[das_vedanya]

I'll be fine... calm down. The self-help books are... helpful.

...you don't even know who the "Sous Chef Guy" is...

I can bear 3/4 of them. I grew up with two of them, and the third has our best interests at heart. You sound so upset that I'm suddenly popular~