{LOCKED TO FRANCIS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS}
((Click for tl;dr.)) I'm starting to think that a job at McDonald's might've been... appropriate, because clearly, a certain Frenchman isn't. The first day of work was awkward enough... people were asking for dishes they, and I, couldn't properly pronounce. I have yet to find out how you properly pronounce the
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....He did what?
Of course, and it'll be my treat... Damn, Ivan, how many crazy relatives to you have?
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Wh-who did what?
...including my sisters? Four. Most of them are dead.
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That--That Sous Chef guy!
They don't seem to want to leave you alone. D:
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...you don't even know who the "Sous Chef Guy" is...
I can bear 3/4 of them. I grew up with two of them, and the third has our best interests at heart. You sound so upset that I'm suddenly popular~
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I don't care, if he's getting all touchy-feely like that I'll kick his ass! He's not allowed to touch you, you're mi---He doesn't have a right to touch what's---You're my lov---I want to protec-- He should keep his hands to himself!
...*grumbles* You act kinda weird before they come around... tense... I don't like that...
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I think there are a lot of people that I want t get their knives in hands on him...
As opposed to you keeping your hands to yourself?
M-my sisters are explainable. Natalia wants me and the slightest thing can push Katerina to tears. Catherine can get very righteous when her "favorite" and only nephew is in situations like these... A-and Uncle Joe is... in another league of his own.
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But I care about him touching you more...!
W-what's that supposed to mean?
Mmph... I don't like him.... and I haven't even met him....
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You know exactly what I mean.
It's mutual then. He hasn't met you yet and he already hates you.
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...Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.
I don't like him because of how tense he makes you! I could care less about his opinion of me, how has he even heard of me?
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I never said that I denied my part in this...
He hasn't met you - or learned about you, specifically. I don't even want to imagine the consequences of a discovery... He'd probably sign me up for the military. He's just... Racist. He hates Americans.
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If Aunt Catherine comes on to you... d-don't say I didn't warn you. J-just... stay away from her.
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