{Blog} How did it come to This?!

Apr 14, 2010 18:25

{LOCKED TO FRANCIS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS}
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I'm starting to think that a job at McDonald's might've been... appropriate, because clearly, a certain Frenchman isn't. The first day of work was awkward enough... people were asking for dishes they, and I, couldn't properly pronounce. I have yet to find out how you properly pronounce the ( Read more... )

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*pissed secret boyfriend is pissed* 13_foundations April 16 2010, 00:49:04 UTC
They should let you wear something around your neck since it obviously makes you uncomfortable...! Heck, you were jumpy about me seeing it for so long...

....He did what?

Of course, and it'll be my treat... Damn, Ivan, how many crazy relatives to you have?

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das_vedanya April 16 2010, 00:53:01 UTC
I have one or two scarves at home that I could wear... I'd have to ask Jerome. You were very persistent. Can you blame me?

Wh-who did what?

...including my sisters? Four. Most of them are dead.

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13_foundations April 16 2010, 04:45:57 UTC
If they won't let you wear it I'll be the hero and make them! Well... No, of course not...

That--That Sous Chef guy!

They don't seem to want to leave you alone. D:

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das_vedanya April 16 2010, 04:56:04 UTC
I'll be fine... calm down. The self-help books are... helpful.

...you don't even know who the "Sous Chef Guy" is...

I can bear 3/4 of them. I grew up with two of them, and the third has our best interests at heart. You sound so upset that I'm suddenly popular~

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13_foundations April 16 2010, 05:12:20 UTC
You shouldn't need self-help books for your job...!

I don't care, if he's getting all touchy-feely like that I'll kick his ass! He's not allowed to touch you, you're mi---He doesn't have a right to touch what's---You're my lov---I want to protec-- He should keep his hands to himself!

...*grumbles* You act kinda weird before they come around... tense... I don't like that...

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das_vedanya April 16 2010, 05:19:59 UTC
No one should need self-help books ever...

I think there are a lot of people that I want t get their knives in hands on him...

As opposed to you keeping your hands to yourself?

M-my sisters are explainable. Natalia wants me and the slightest thing can push Katerina to tears. Catherine can get very righteous when her "favorite" and only nephew is in situations like these... A-and Uncle Joe is... in another league of his own.

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13_foundations April 16 2010, 05:44:28 UTC
Agreed. So agreed.

But I care about him touching you more...!

W-what's that supposed to mean?

Mmph... I don't like him.... and I haven't even met him....

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das_vedanya April 16 2010, 05:53:59 UTC
In your case it's probably "most."

You know exactly what I mean.

It's mutual then. He hasn't met you yet and he already hates you.

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13_foundations April 16 2010, 06:04:24 UTC
Well, his sexual harassment is an injustice so as a hero I'm against it no matter what.. I just want him to stay away from you the most...

...Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

I don't like him because of how tense he makes you! I could care less about his opinion of me, how has he even heard of me?

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das_vedanya April 16 2010, 06:14:39 UTC
I don't always have to be your damsel in distress~ I'm a big boy, you know.

I never said that I denied my part in this...

He hasn't met you - or learned about you, specifically. I don't even want to imagine the consequences of a discovery... He'd probably sign me up for the military. He's just... Racist. He hates Americans.

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das_vedanya April 16 2010, 01:05:16 UTC
Oh.
If Aunt Catherine comes on to you... d-don't say I didn't warn you. J-just... stay away from her.

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13_foundations April 16 2010, 04:46:26 UTC
..."Comes on to me"? ....Seriously?

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Misterkaaaaaaay~ <3 <3 das_vedanya April 16 2010, 04:57:48 UTC
Yes. I can't say any more than that... i-it's as blunt as I can present it. I don't think I could bear my own family hitting in you, anyway...

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I needed an icon with his work. I just needed it. 13_foundations April 16 2010, 05:13:51 UTC
....How do you know she'll do this already? Is she some sort of cougar or something??? Yeah, that'd be a little awkward...

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I-I should go snag one. das_vedanya April 16 2010, 05:22:15 UTC
....she most certainly is not a wild animal. I wouldn't blame her... haha.

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Do iiiiit~ 13_foundations April 16 2010, 05:41:42 UTC
...Pffft. Ivan, a "cougar" is what you call a single older woman who pursues younger men. Even though I'm American in every sense of the word? xD

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