The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Diabetes
Bwhahahahahahahahahahaaa! *breathes* Hahahahahahah! I just found the greatest thing while googling diabetes. It's an anti-Diabetes Healing tone, for type 1 even! Only 145MB big and the answer to all my autoimmune disease related problems. Brb, throwing out my insulin. NOT.
The explanation to this is absolute gold and probably a really stupid attempt to get you to download a virus (and anyone stupid enough to fall for it deserves one) and not the product of some completely batshit woomeister, but it's still amazing
Millions of children and people are dying and suffering to type1 diabetes.
I really like the distinction between children and people. How very cf_hardcore of you. And 'suffering to' makes it sound like diabetes is some sort of music. Celine Dion, maybe?
It is a battle that is hard, difficult and time consuming to overcome and it makes suffering acceptable :'(.
Ok, what? Battling diabetes makes suffering acceptable? Bzuh? Sad smiley is sad.
So I decided to release a (Made Forbidden by the secret religions and societies) Healing frequency that can eradicate Type1 diabetes and lower blood sugars in the body.
Just like that? Wow, you really are a genius and so very brave. I guess every scientist on earth is a member of those secret religions and tried to suppress this information. (My membership card must have gotten lost in the mail.)
For it to be effective you must play there sounds for weeks to months. Thats It! No death, No more health problems.
That sure sounds easy, I'll start right away.
and heres the info for the Skeptical people or Skeptics for short:
Uh oh, here we go. *grabs popcorn*
I will explain how this works. First you might wanna look up "String Theory" and symatics (I can't spell that word right but my mom told me that word so I'm telling you that word.)
Your mom told you? Your MOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This has got to be fake. There is no way, people really are that stupid, is there?
You may rebuttal by debate but I just know you will believe my explanation.
No, I won't. I'll be over here laughing till I cry, but do go on.
Ok these sounds use a special vibration and each Hz uses different vibrations
Ohhhh, vibrations. And not just any vibrations, they're *special* vibrations. Basically, he uses words from physics, so it must be true.
Now Royal Raymond Rife found out that all cells, viruses, parasites, and germs can be controlled by two special frequencies, one is a creation frequency, and the other one is destructive. He invented a special microscope and prism technology to find the signature to these cells and organisms, but the U.S Government backed by Pharmaceuticals tried to destroy and burn all proof that this isn't quackery, so he started drinking alcohol, until his death cause he was so depressed his machine got destroyed
Suuure, did he start cutting and listening to My Chemical Romance, too?
These sounds can be proven scientifically, my healing tones can be proven scientifically, and can medically help us.
Then go ahead, do it. Me and my pancreas are not going anywhere.
So skeptics it is within ur nature to be skeptical but I swear under the bible that I am telling the truth and that these frequencies can heal or destroy and can help kill cancer or bring back the islet cells.
Awww, isn't that cute? He swears on the bible. I guess that makes it ok. Forget the complete lack of evidence and plausibility, just drink the Kool-Aid.
There is a lot more. Einstein and Tesla (it's always Tesla, the poor guy) get a honorary mention and he or she even drags Genesis into this. All I have to say is, thanks for the laugh.
The explanation to this is absolute gold and probably a really stupid attempt to get you to download a virus (and anyone stupid enough to fall for it deserves one) and not the product of some completely batshit woomeister, but it's still amazing
Millions of children and people are dying and suffering to type1 diabetes.
I really like the distinction between children and people. How very cf_hardcore of you. And 'suffering to' makes it sound like diabetes is some sort of music. Celine Dion, maybe?
It is a battle that is hard, difficult and time consuming to overcome and it makes suffering acceptable :'(.
Ok, what? Battling diabetes makes suffering acceptable? Bzuh? Sad smiley is sad.
So I decided to release a (Made Forbidden by the secret religions and societies) Healing frequency that can eradicate Type1 diabetes and lower blood sugars in the body.
Just like that? Wow, you really are a genius and so very brave. I guess every scientist on earth is a member of those secret religions and tried to suppress this information. (My membership card must have gotten lost in the mail.)
For it to be effective you must play there sounds for weeks to months. Thats It! No death, No more health problems.
That sure sounds easy, I'll start right away.
and heres the info for the Skeptical people or Skeptics for short:
Uh oh, here we go. *grabs popcorn*
I will explain how this works. First you might wanna look up "String Theory" and symatics (I can't spell that word right but my mom told me that word so I'm telling you that word.)
Your mom told you? Your MOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This has got to be fake. There is no way, people really are that stupid, is there?
You may rebuttal by debate but I just know you will believe my explanation.
No, I won't. I'll be over here laughing till I cry, but do go on.
Ok these sounds use a special vibration and each Hz uses different vibrations
Ohhhh, vibrations. And not just any vibrations, they're *special* vibrations. Basically, he uses words from physics, so it must be true.
Now Royal Raymond Rife found out that all cells, viruses, parasites, and germs can be controlled by two special frequencies, one is a creation frequency, and the other one is destructive. He invented a special microscope and prism technology to find the signature to these cells and organisms, but the U.S Government backed by Pharmaceuticals tried to destroy and burn all proof that this isn't quackery, so he started drinking alcohol, until his death cause he was so depressed his machine got destroyed
Suuure, did he start cutting and listening to My Chemical Romance, too?
These sounds can be proven scientifically, my healing tones can be proven scientifically, and can medically help us.
Then go ahead, do it. Me and my pancreas are not going anywhere.
So skeptics it is within ur nature to be skeptical but I swear under the bible that I am telling the truth and that these frequencies can heal or destroy and can help kill cancer or bring back the islet cells.
Awww, isn't that cute? He swears on the bible. I guess that makes it ok. Forget the complete lack of evidence and plausibility, just drink the Kool-Aid.
There is a lot more. Einstein and Tesla (it's always Tesla, the poor guy) get a honorary mention and he or she even drags Genesis into this. All I have to say is, thanks for the laugh.