Jun 29, 2006 15:37
I’ll finish college next year and want to get a PhD afterwards. It’s a really strange feeling. On one side I feel like it is way too early. I didn’t learn enough yet! Don’t these people know I have already forgotten most of what I learned last semester, let alone the ones before that? How can they seriously consider giving me a degree?
The other side insists, that “Weeeeee!” I’m gonna be a real scientist! Can’t wait to build a nuclear reactor in my cellar and do some crazy experiments to show the world my brilliance, never mind the fact that I could destroy a city or two in the process.
Of course, Batman or possibly Spiderman (What is it with superheroes and deranged scientists anyway?) would stop me on time but then fail to protect me from a freak accident that gives me superpowers of some sort. (Although with my luck, super looks won’t be included in the package.) Then I can devote the rest of my live to perfecting my evil laugh and getting revenge on Batman or possibly Spiderman.
I have everything totally figured out. All I still need is a name. :)
nerdage