Best $12 I ever spent.
So today, I finally used my employee discount at Radio Shack for the first time. I really didn't want to spend money, and I know I didn't need to. Truth is, I just found something that was such an over-done waste of plastic that managed to knock my faith in humanity further down the shitter that I couldn't help but waste my money on it.
What could it be?
Was it the PC mouse pad with the built-in speakerphone?
Fuck no.
Was is the flashlight that was shaped like a gorilla?
No... but I thought about it.
The M&M's shower radio?
Negative.
It was a PS2 controller... but for the love of Jesus, just look at this thing.
Honestly, dear God, nothing says you're a worthless bastard that plays too many videogames like having a PS2 controller with several TWO SPEED FANS IN IT!
Wait, no, nothing says lazy like having to choose between 'HI' and 'LO' instead of 'HIGH' and 'LOW' when using the fan, because as we all know, lazy people hate letters.
I swear to God, anyone who had one of these before today needs to be shot. However, since I now own one, they're socially acceptable and will soon be trendy, because as we all know, I just kick that much ass.