football of the English variety
There are rumors flying around of a USA vs. England match in DC next May.
the brain of darth_kittius:
thought 1: "Please let this be true."
thought 2: "This gives me a second chance to stalk Ashley Cole and Frank Lampard. I was busy transitioning jobs this summer and couldn't act on the fact that I knew where they were staying."
thought 3: "Shit. Could I wear my Frank Lampard England kit? Because I have one, and I have no USA gear. I should be cheering for the USA shouldn't I? I guess. Maybe."
thought 4: "Or I could just wear my Ashley Cole Chelsea kit. That's less leading about which side I'm cheering for."
thought 5: "But I do have an England one, and that will be the actual team on the field."
thought 6: "Or maybe it's time to buy a John Terry Chelsea kit and go with that one, since he won't be on the field. He should come back. Really he should. And I do already have a JT shirt, so maybe that's overkill."
thought 7: "Shit. I really should be patriotic, shouldn't I? I mean, I work for the Ministry of Magic, so that means I should cheer for my own country....But my country doesn't have any Chelsea legends and I don't *wanna* be a Landon Donovan fan...."
It only went downhill from there....
the brain of darth_kittius:
thought 1: "Please let this be true."
thought 2: "This gives me a second chance to stalk Ashley Cole and Frank Lampard. I was busy transitioning jobs this summer and couldn't act on the fact that I knew where they were staying."
thought 3: "Shit. Could I wear my Frank Lampard England kit? Because I have one, and I have no USA gear. I should be cheering for the USA shouldn't I? I guess. Maybe."
thought 4: "Or I could just wear my Ashley Cole Chelsea kit. That's less leading about which side I'm cheering for."
thought 5: "But I do have an England one, and that will be the actual team on the field."
thought 6: "Or maybe it's time to buy a John Terry Chelsea kit and go with that one, since he won't be on the field. He should come back. Really he should. And I do already have a JT shirt, so maybe that's overkill."
thought 7: "Shit. I really should be patriotic, shouldn't I? I mean, I work for the Ministry of Magic, so that means I should cheer for my own country....But my country doesn't have any Chelsea legends and I don't *wanna* be a Landon Donovan fan...."
It only went downhill from there....