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[dartaccident]

So that's how a curse works, huh? And I guess this is the part where I say no one saw anything.

Those people that ordered costumes. I've got them ready for you, so come pick them up. Building twelve, apartment 999.

Hey, I was told you could talk to those so called deities on this network. Well, let's have it. Come on.

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|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

You can and may. Speak, o fortunate one.

Or, perhaps not so fortunate.

[dartaccident]

So you're really one of them?

[laszlo_jamf]

Do you want to see my credentials? I have a lot. It's like a snowstorm of alphabet soup in my office.

[dartaccident]

Funny. I remember talking to you now, I just didn't know you were one.

So is it true you're running the place? Or is there something higher than you?

[laszlo_jamf]

Surprise! I should start signing my name more often, I think.

That's proprietary information. You can't expect me to start flashing the hierarchy around. That's indecent exposure.

[dartaccident]

Perhaps, but maybe you can tell me just how many of you there are working this place.

[laszlo_jamf]

Well, let's see... There's me, Sabine, Mouse, Lina, and Bertol. Let's count: that's five.

And I shouldn't even be here. Almost forgot that. I got dropped here when Paulie got picked up. Or driven off, more like.

[dartaccident]

Hah! Stuck doing something you don't like, it sounds like.

One more question: is there a specific place people go to worship you or bring you offerings?

[laszlo_jamf]

I didn't like either job, but the one before was better.

You're joking, right?

[dartaccident]

Do I look like I joke?

'Deity' implies a god-like power, and most people gather in one place to give praise or whatever to those beings.

So, is there a place like that around here?

[laszlo_jamf]

I don't know, I'm laughing. Maybe you are joking.

I'd send you to the Cathedral, but I'm never there.

I'll set up an altar for you outside the office. It'll be made out of two old filing cabinets with a bulletin board on top, and decorated with confetti made from shredded documents. You won't be able to miss it.

[dartaccident]

Office? What office?

[laszlo_jamf]

Our office.

It's shaped like an elephant.

You can't miss it either.

[dartaccident]

I see.

I guess you want a thank you for answering my questions.

[laszlo_jamf]

Coming to make burnt offerings? Really?

[dartaccident]

I'll give you deities something better than that.