Dec 16, 2004 19:04
Woo B-O-Y it has been a while. Things have been hectic what with my Faux Cotillion and all. I say "faux" because my grandma is a big rushyrush prude and likes to be ahead of the game before she dies. If being ahead of the game means having a big party at the Ritz, it's fine and dandy with me.
Actually... it hasn't really been much of a rush because my grandma hired a fucking planner to do this. I've really just been lazy. But I was so excited when I found out I was having a cotillion because it would be like a big formal partyand then a SUPERDUPER after party in a suite but noooooo, I am apparently uncapable of throwing an acceptable party for myself. I think they crossed me off the guest list. If that is so, I will retaliate and hold my own party in Bighead's basement! Bighead might not be able to come because his massive head (the kind that has a brain in it) might take up the whole room. WHOA TANGENT TIME. Anyways, I suggested a Copa Cabana theme at dinner a couple weeks ago and nobody seemed to be into it. That's the after party. I don't think a coconut bra can fit into my clutch.
8 days baby...
Jamie