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'Tis the season for reggae, low carb bacon, and love making.
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I think that's what's gonna go into my Science project. We have to outfit a poor child for the holidays. I am completely aware that it has nothing to do with science but it's a great time saver and it's definitely something my teacher would do. It kind of reminds of our "NATURE WALK" last year. For those of you who missed out on this joyous experience, it went a little something like this :
It was the end of the year and everyone had already taken finals, and our science teacher was like, "Okay we can do basically whatever we want, so let's brainstorm for ways to waste our time." People had really lame ideas, like a breakdance contest, until Aimee and I came up with the brilliant idea of a NATURE WALK. So we all just walked off campus during the school day (in a single file line, of course) and toward downtown. After the second block or so, most girls we smoking cigarettes at the end of the line. No one really knew where we were going but we just headed south. We all just went in 711 and got slurpees and candy. Since we would need some sort of nature on this walk, we walked to this little creek. Well, our teacher was yelling at us to pay attention and she was trying to point stuff out to us. "LOOK AT THE SLUDGE!!" Well, just as she was saying this, she slipped on the aforementioned sludge and fell into the creek. She was out for like 2 weeks because the water was contaminated or something. I thought I killed her. People were giving me dirty looks but I was a legend on the boys' campus. It was really cool.
Back to reality. I am getting really pissed off because lately people have been hooking up left and right and I feel like Christina from Laguna Beach. AAHH what if MY dad gives me a bible for graduation?! I am watching such crap because I'm pretty much alone constantly. This is because everyone else is off having hot day sex. I would gladly have hot GAY sex just for the sake of not being alone. Matt's always at crew practice. I really love that guy. Seriously. You know what they say. distance ... heart... fonder. Yeah. Distance makes for better reuniting sex. I need to lose my virginity NOW. Anyone that would like to have my virginity is welcome to take it.