It was a simple fact Sherlock was needed more often than John. John didn't really mind, as long as he didn't have to have Sherlock spew dust in his face.

Their owner was often busy and used Sherlock to dust up his broken cups and cat hair and sweep it right underneath the kitchen cabinets. Sherlock did mind this. Being swooped belly-down through a ( Read more... )

When John Watson died, Sherlock Holmes became quiet for a while. Mourning, they called it, yet it only lasted a few hours. Sherlock was retired by the time he took off his wedding ring. The body of John Watson had grown cold and Sherlock stared. Then blinked. Then sat up and placed his wedding ring in his their bedside-drawer.

He took a few minutes ( Read more... )

John Watson has not used drugs since his college days and does not particularly take pride in this, per se. Let's just say he doesn't particularly think it a feat to be celebrated.

He has been travelling alongside Mike Stamford, his guide, yet seems to have temporarily lost him. And John Watson, for one, is thirsty as fuck. He has been fruitlessly ( Read more... )