'i think its time for an update, bitch'
indeed.
havent written in this thing in 2 months practically.
goddamn
anyways, theres only 2 things worth mentioning
-i have a girl now, well had one for 2 months, and yeah, were good.
-second was this dream i had. here goes
i was sleeping on my bed, when my sister bursts in the room saying, 'DARLO! DARLO! WAKE UP! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! THERES ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE!'
'holy shit!' says i.
since my mom's painting my room, i grabbed one of the painting tools she uses as a weapon. i toss on some clothes and we split quicker than me on e.
so we run to the end of the hallway and run down the stairwell. as we're running down, i see this old lady and smack her across the head with the paint roller. 'get outta the way you fucking zombie!' exclaims darlonious.
(by the way, im gonna be referring to myself in different ways. you know why? cause it be my fucking lj...bitches)
anyways, she gets up and says 'are you fucking stupid? im a goddamn human, you prick'
'shit. sorry' says darlizzle.
we get to the end of the stairs, and run across the street to the car dealership nearby. since theres no gas in there, me,my older brother, my younger brother, and my dad, push the car to the gas station nearby. we fill it up with gas, i hotwire the thing and we drove off...into the sunset...
PSYCH! i aint done bitches.
we drive along some street, and some white dude blasting 'it's raining men' drives along side us and yells,' ARE YOU DUDES ZOMBIES OR HUMANS?!'
'WE'RE HUMANS DUDE,' my brother yells back.
'SEEN! DRIVE TO CITY HALL! THERE'S A MEETING ON HOW TO KILL THE ZOMBIES!'
'THANKS MAN!'
we park in front of city hall and run inside. the very minute we step through the doors, BAM! it becomes the city hall from simpsons. not just that, but everyone looks like a simpsons character. yellow skin, 4 fingers, bug eyes, and david miller is speaking like mayor quimby.
'the UN has sent a supernatural specialist to help us deal with this crisis. --------------- please step up,' (i dont remember the guys name. all i remember is that it sounded like nosferatu) says david miller
'thank you mr. miller.' supernatural dude says. the minute he says this, his eyes start scanning the crowd as if he's looking for someone. he then sharply turns his head in my direction and looks straight at me.
'darlo jajalla, come up here'
'what the hell is going on?' i wonder. 'and how the hell did he know my name?'
'your probably wondering how i knew your name,' he says. 'simple. this happens every 2000 years, and i have survived every single one to let people know how to deal with this. you have the same spirit signature as the first chosen one, chosen one.'
'im the chosen one? SEEEN TINGS!' i say to myself. why would someone say that out loud? seriously!
'i have kept the UN up to date about this, and they have prepared a super sonic jet to help with your mission. as well as a trained team of commandos, and equipment for you to use,' nosferatu-man tells me.
'what mission?' darleezy be askingizzle.
'a mission...TO SAVE THE WORLD!' (cue dramatic music here) 'you must visit every ancient monument around the world and unlock a seal there. once your done, come back to the cn tower'
'cn tower? what the fuck? wasnt that built in the 80's or 70's?'
'yeah, but before that was an underground shrine' he tells me.
'oh. ok'
so me, my team of commandos and my sexy super sonic jet go around the world and unlock the seals. we head back to the cn tower and unlock the final seal.
the minute that happens, a wave coming from the cn tower's antenna goes around the world, and turns the zombies back into humans.
BUT THATS NOT ALL!
after unlocking the final seal, i gain powers. take the powers from every super hero and super villain and multiply that by 10. thats me. i realize,' i can rule the world with an iron fist!' and i become the supreme ruler of the universe.
as a side note, there was a resistance group that tried to make a coup d' etat, but they failed. they shot me repeatedly but nothing happened. since i had wolverine's powers, the bullets came out of my body. i turned the bullets into energy and shot it back at each one of those mother fuckers.
then i woke up.
WHAT A WICKED ASS DREAM.
but it might also hint that im narcissistic...bah
whatever.
PEACE OUT NIGGA
havent written in this thing in 2 months practically.
goddamn
anyways, theres only 2 things worth mentioning
-i have a girl now, well had one for 2 months, and yeah, were good.
-second was this dream i had. here goes
i was sleeping on my bed, when my sister bursts in the room saying, 'DARLO! DARLO! WAKE UP! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! THERES ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE!'
'holy shit!' says i.
since my mom's painting my room, i grabbed one of the painting tools she uses as a weapon. i toss on some clothes and we split quicker than me on e.
so we run to the end of the hallway and run down the stairwell. as we're running down, i see this old lady and smack her across the head with the paint roller. 'get outta the way you fucking zombie!' exclaims darlonious.
(by the way, im gonna be referring to myself in different ways. you know why? cause it be my fucking lj...bitches)
anyways, she gets up and says 'are you fucking stupid? im a goddamn human, you prick'
'shit. sorry' says darlizzle.
we get to the end of the stairs, and run across the street to the car dealership nearby. since theres no gas in there, me,my older brother, my younger brother, and my dad, push the car to the gas station nearby. we fill it up with gas, i hotwire the thing and we drove off...into the sunset...
PSYCH! i aint done bitches.
we drive along some street, and some white dude blasting 'it's raining men' drives along side us and yells,' ARE YOU DUDES ZOMBIES OR HUMANS?!'
'WE'RE HUMANS DUDE,' my brother yells back.
'SEEN! DRIVE TO CITY HALL! THERE'S A MEETING ON HOW TO KILL THE ZOMBIES!'
'THANKS MAN!'
we park in front of city hall and run inside. the very minute we step through the doors, BAM! it becomes the city hall from simpsons. not just that, but everyone looks like a simpsons character. yellow skin, 4 fingers, bug eyes, and david miller is speaking like mayor quimby.
'the UN has sent a supernatural specialist to help us deal with this crisis. --------------- please step up,' (i dont remember the guys name. all i remember is that it sounded like nosferatu) says david miller
'thank you mr. miller.' supernatural dude says. the minute he says this, his eyes start scanning the crowd as if he's looking for someone. he then sharply turns his head in my direction and looks straight at me.
'darlo jajalla, come up here'
'what the hell is going on?' i wonder. 'and how the hell did he know my name?'
'your probably wondering how i knew your name,' he says. 'simple. this happens every 2000 years, and i have survived every single one to let people know how to deal with this. you have the same spirit signature as the first chosen one, chosen one.'
'im the chosen one? SEEEN TINGS!' i say to myself. why would someone say that out loud? seriously!
'i have kept the UN up to date about this, and they have prepared a super sonic jet to help with your mission. as well as a trained team of commandos, and equipment for you to use,' nosferatu-man tells me.
'what mission?' darleezy be askingizzle.
'a mission...TO SAVE THE WORLD!' (cue dramatic music here) 'you must visit every ancient monument around the world and unlock a seal there. once your done, come back to the cn tower'
'cn tower? what the fuck? wasnt that built in the 80's or 70's?'
'yeah, but before that was an underground shrine' he tells me.
'oh. ok'
so me, my team of commandos and my sexy super sonic jet go around the world and unlock the seals. we head back to the cn tower and unlock the final seal.
the minute that happens, a wave coming from the cn tower's antenna goes around the world, and turns the zombies back into humans.
BUT THATS NOT ALL!
after unlocking the final seal, i gain powers. take the powers from every super hero and super villain and multiply that by 10. thats me. i realize,' i can rule the world with an iron fist!' and i become the supreme ruler of the universe.
as a side note, there was a resistance group that tried to make a coup d' etat, but they failed. they shot me repeatedly but nothing happened. since i had wolverine's powers, the bullets came out of my body. i turned the bullets into energy and shot it back at each one of those mother fuckers.
then i woke up.
WHAT A WICKED ASS DREAM.
but it might also hint that im narcissistic...bah
whatever.
PEACE OUT NIGGA