die, bart, die
Sweet, so I totally just went out to see Terror Lake at the Black Shire Pub (awesome, bought a 12" inch Haggard Beast compilation, hung out with Smashley a bit, walked home in the light rain) and on the street these two cool guys walked by and were totally having a cool conversation where they were making hilarious jokes about clubbing and raping some chick. Man, the guys in London are stand up fellows! It's a tragedy that I have such a boring boyfriend who treats me like a human being and sees me as his equal, and doesn't think it's a good idea to joke with his cool buddies about clubbing and raping girls. I really am saddened that I can't take advantage of all the prime specimens that populate my wonderful city. Oh for shame, Lindsay!
Can I please have a license to kill? Seriously, I'd go fucking Boondock Saints on this city.
Sometimes I really don't know how I manage to control my rage. This city is motherfucking unbearable most of the time. Save for a handful of interesting, worthwhile people, this stupid shithole is littered with college and university trash (not to mention just general douchebags) who are being put through school that they don't actually give a shit about on their parents dime, poisoning these could-be-halfway decent streets with their macho fucking bullshit, excessive show-off drinking, peabrains talking about raping girls, "kicking ______'s ass" and calling people on the streets "fucking faggots".
I would seriously love to blow up UWO, and most of Richmond Row. I'm sorry, but it's true.*
Well, maybe I'd save some peeps who weren't airheaded, peabrained ignoramuses. But that's a small group!
*Disclaimer! I would never blow up anything bigger than a firecracker! And maybe an amp head.
If one day UWO and/or Richmond Row does/do happen to blow up, it was not me, trust me. I'm an innocent cheerleader for the cause, that is all.
Can I please have a license to kill? Seriously, I'd go fucking Boondock Saints on this city.
Sometimes I really don't know how I manage to control my rage. This city is motherfucking unbearable most of the time. Save for a handful of interesting, worthwhile people, this stupid shithole is littered with college and university trash (not to mention just general douchebags) who are being put through school that they don't actually give a shit about on their parents dime, poisoning these could-be-halfway decent streets with their macho fucking bullshit, excessive show-off drinking, peabrains talking about raping girls, "kicking ______'s ass" and calling people on the streets "fucking faggots".
I would seriously love to blow up UWO, and most of Richmond Row. I'm sorry, but it's true.*
Well, maybe I'd save some peeps who weren't airheaded, peabrained ignoramuses. But that's a small group!
*Disclaimer! I would never blow up anything bigger than a firecracker! And maybe an amp head.
If one day UWO and/or Richmond Row does/do happen to blow up, it was not me, trust me. I'm an innocent cheerleader for the cause, that is all.