be angr y no more, my friend!
YAY! ANGRY BBQ! You mustn’t be angry anymore, li’l bbq... winter seems to have left, finally!
BIKES BIKES BIKES BIKING SEASON BIKE RIDING RIDING MY BIKE!!! BIIIIIIKE!
Maybe Angry BBQ would like to ride bikes with me? Put a big grin on that ol’ metal face. Soon you will have a fire inside! Soon you will be making people happy with smoky, delicious chicken and burgs, and maybe even some bbq-kabobs! Soon you will have a full belly o’ propane! So cheer up, friend! Ride bikes with me.
Cramps from hell today. Allergies all weekend. But that’s not putting a damper on my excitement for spring! You can try and keep me down mothernature/immune system/femaledom/hayfever, but you will never crush my spirit, or my middle finger.
Now please 'scuse me while I go diddle my bass.