stolen from thedeist
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE
+ My mom says I was named after Lindsay Wagner, who played The Bionic Woman.
WHAT DETAILS DO YOU KNOW OF YOUR BIRTH?
+ Pretty much none, other than the fact that I had to be incubated for 6 days because I inhaled my own crap just before I came out of the womb. Hahaha. Oh, and I think I was born sometime around 6 am.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED AND WHY?
+ This is going to make me sound like such a fucktard, but I teared up earlier tonight while I was watching The Cleveland Show because there was a tender moment between Cleveland and his step-daughter, and I'm always a huge puppy-eyed sucker for father-daugther moments.
DESCRIBE YOUR HANDWRITING.
+ Hm. Uh, well it's kind of an amalgam of printing and fancy handwriting. Kind of sloppy but in an organized, neat way, if that makes any sense. I really like my writing.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
+ Probably Hungarian salami. Or really lean turkey.
ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW SARCASTIC ARE YOU?
+ I have a pretty wicked sense of humour, but sarcasm isn't really one of my fortes. I guess I'd be a 5 or 6.
HAVE YOU LOST ANY PARTS (AS IN, SURGERIES)?
+ Just a few teeth that were cramming up my mouth.
WHAT'S A RISK YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN?
+ Meh. I sat on the railing of a train bridge (that stood about 30 feet over a river) while a train went whipping by literally about a foot from my body. Crazy experience. Easily could have died.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
+ Apple Cinnamon Cherrios.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
+ The only shoes I own with laces are my Chuck Taylors, and I don't bother unlacing them.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
+ Emotionally, totally. Physically, not so much.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
+ Anything mint chocolate.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE ?
+ Their hair/face, their sense of humour - that's the most important thing to me in people.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE ?
+ leftover garlic shrimp linguini.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
+ The Jesus Lizard's "Bang" record.
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
+ Black with a touch of midnight blue. Midnight black?
LAST SPORTING EVENT YOU WATCHED?
+ I casually watched a hockey game on tv at the bar but I couldn't even tell you who was playing. Oh wait, I think it was the Sharks vs. the Coyotes.
HAIR COLOR?
+ Blue black.
HORROR OR COMEDY?
+ Can't I have both? A lot of old horrors have an unintentional hilarious side to them.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
+ Half Baked (it was on tv. I watched it while I was baked. I don't care how cliche that it, it was fun.)
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
+ white sleeveless Vatican Chainsaw Massacre shirt.
BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
+ The clothes. The fluffy snow. The cool weather (except wind SUCKS). The xmas cheer and decorations. Snuggling up in bed on a cold night. The xmas movies on tv (I can't wait to watch Christmas Vacation for the 200th time!).
WORST THING ABOUT WINTER?
+ Frostbite? Slush.
FAVORITE DESSERT?
+ Cheesecake. Any kind.
WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING NOW?
+ Um, well I haven't picked it up in about a month, but I'm reading "Fall On Your Knees" by Anne-Marie McDonald (yes it's an Oprah book, shut up, I'm not proud). I'm also in the middle of The Satanic Bible, so that evens things out.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
+ I don't use a mousepad. Subsequently, my desk/keyboard tray has a worn-out spot on it right under the mouse... hmmm.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
+ Cities of the Underworld (I'm in love with Don Wildman), cartoons.
FAVORITE SOUND?
+ Trains, crickets, instruments of the shake, rattle and roll variety.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
+ ACK! I guess The Beatles, moreso than the Stones. I love the Stones, but I looooooooooove The Beatles.
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
+ Jamaica.
WHAT IS YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
+ I have extremely nimble hands... I can undo any knot you throw at me, and I can thread any needle on the first try.
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET WEAPON?
+ My smirk.
+ My mom says I was named after Lindsay Wagner, who played The Bionic Woman.
WHAT DETAILS DO YOU KNOW OF YOUR BIRTH?
+ Pretty much none, other than the fact that I had to be incubated for 6 days because I inhaled my own crap just before I came out of the womb. Hahaha. Oh, and I think I was born sometime around 6 am.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED AND WHY?
+ This is going to make me sound like such a fucktard, but I teared up earlier tonight while I was watching The Cleveland Show because there was a tender moment between Cleveland and his step-daughter, and I'm always a huge puppy-eyed sucker for father-daugther moments.
DESCRIBE YOUR HANDWRITING.
+ Hm. Uh, well it's kind of an amalgam of printing and fancy handwriting. Kind of sloppy but in an organized, neat way, if that makes any sense. I really like my writing.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
+ Probably Hungarian salami. Or really lean turkey.
ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW SARCASTIC ARE YOU?
+ I have a pretty wicked sense of humour, but sarcasm isn't really one of my fortes. I guess I'd be a 5 or 6.
HAVE YOU LOST ANY PARTS (AS IN, SURGERIES)?
+ Just a few teeth that were cramming up my mouth.
WHAT'S A RISK YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN?
+ Meh. I sat on the railing of a train bridge (that stood about 30 feet over a river) while a train went whipping by literally about a foot from my body. Crazy experience. Easily could have died.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
+ Apple Cinnamon Cherrios.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
+ The only shoes I own with laces are my Chuck Taylors, and I don't bother unlacing them.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
+ Emotionally, totally. Physically, not so much.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
+ Anything mint chocolate.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE ?
+ Their hair/face, their sense of humour - that's the most important thing to me in people.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE ?
+ leftover garlic shrimp linguini.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
+ The Jesus Lizard's "Bang" record.
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
+ Black with a touch of midnight blue. Midnight black?
LAST SPORTING EVENT YOU WATCHED?
+ I casually watched a hockey game on tv at the bar but I couldn't even tell you who was playing. Oh wait, I think it was the Sharks vs. the Coyotes.
HAIR COLOR?
+ Blue black.
HORROR OR COMEDY?
+ Can't I have both? A lot of old horrors have an unintentional hilarious side to them.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
+ Half Baked (it was on tv. I watched it while I was baked. I don't care how cliche that it, it was fun.)
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
+ white sleeveless Vatican Chainsaw Massacre shirt.
BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?
+ The clothes. The fluffy snow. The cool weather (except wind SUCKS). The xmas cheer and decorations. Snuggling up in bed on a cold night. The xmas movies on tv (I can't wait to watch Christmas Vacation for the 200th time!).
WORST THING ABOUT WINTER?
+ Frostbite? Slush.
FAVORITE DESSERT?
+ Cheesecake. Any kind.
WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING NOW?
+ Um, well I haven't picked it up in about a month, but I'm reading "Fall On Your Knees" by Anne-Marie McDonald (yes it's an Oprah book, shut up, I'm not proud). I'm also in the middle of The Satanic Bible, so that evens things out.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
+ I don't use a mousepad. Subsequently, my desk/keyboard tray has a worn-out spot on it right under the mouse... hmmm.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
+ Cities of the Underworld (I'm in love with Don Wildman), cartoons.
FAVORITE SOUND?
+ Trains, crickets, instruments of the shake, rattle and roll variety.
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
+ ACK! I guess The Beatles, moreso than the Stones. I love the Stones, but I looooooooooove The Beatles.
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
+ Jamaica.
WHAT IS YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
+ I have extremely nimble hands... I can undo any knot you throw at me, and I can thread any needle on the first try.
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET WEAPON?
+ My smirk.