it's 3:30 in the damn morning...wow...
Say you marry the last person you texted, what's your new last name?
Verizon...yeah, stupid random ads
When's the last time you fell asleep watching a movie?
I fell asleep watching the Aqua Teen movie a few weeks ago...just too damn tired
Are any of your texts in your inbox locked and why?
nope
How many cell phones have you had in your life?
i think 11...i can't remember
What's the last thing you laughed really hard over?
Jon Stewart making fun of Dick Cheney on the Daily show
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
yesterday...although I think sarcasm might have been involved
What was the last drink you had?
Sugar Free Grape Drink
Who called you first this morning?
No one...I don't get many calls
Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
Nope..I was asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow
Any summer plans for 2009?
Sarah's wedding, I guess...
The last song you heard?
Burden in My Hand by Soundgarden
How long can you go without your phone?
Though I rarely use it, it IS my lifeline to family up north...so I guess not too long
Are you missing someone?
Yeah, there's a few people
If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
I would love to be witness to/participate in WWII, specifically the Battle Of Midway or the Battle of The Bulge, if only to fight along side my grandfather. I would also love to be witness to my grandparent's wedding. I would also go back and make sure my mother never went to the Homestead bar circa 1989-90, thereby preventing her from meeting her second husband/my nemesis. And finally about a month ago and play the winning mega millions numbers
Are you the youngest person living in your house?
No, my wife is
What do you think of Shia LaBeouf?
He reminds me of Keith, so don't really care for him...
Have you ever quoted a line from a movie?
Oh yes..
Do you and your best friend look anything alike?
Not really; he's about 4 inches taller than me and has a pony tail
Gummy bears or gummy worms?
Gummy SNAKES!!!
Do you like candy corn?
It's candy...and it's corn...candy corn...
Did you ever want to be a lawyer?
I thought about it once, but then I realized I like my SOUL
If there were no letters on the keys on your keyboard could you still type?
Yeah...I've typed enough papers to know how to type without looking at the keys.
Do you have a bad temper?
Yes
Do you still speak to any of your classmates from elementary school?
Jr. High is as far back as I go
Do you remember the first rated R movie you saw?
I remember seeing Commando in the theater with my mother...whether or not that was the first, I cannot recall
What is one thing you spend way too much money on?
my car...it needs to go...NOW!
Do you believe that there's good in everybody?
We all have the capacity, but I know some choose to suppress it. It's there, just not as prominent in some people
Anything you're currently looking forward to?
Taking the test for the sheetmetal union...end of Feb, a week before my birthday
Who were the last friends you saw?
everyone at the xmas dinner
Did anything special happen today?
no, not really
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Jason at work
In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
jackets
Do you have any obsessions?
my wife says i'm obsessed with black t-shirts...i don't really have any real obsessions anymore
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
sure, but i'm good where i'm at
Look in your inbox in your phone, who are all the people you have texts from?
verizon, my wife, and dan
What are you drinking right now?
Sugar free grape drink
What kind of shirt are you wearing?
A black t-shirt that has some nasty sweat marks on it
What will you do tomorrow?
Work at the fat man store, then at FedEx
What’s the last thing you bought?
2 2liters of diet cherry 7-up
Who were you last in the car with?
Gretchen
When was the last time you were in a crowded room?
Does walmart count?
Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
married
Who was your last incoming call?
Gretchen
Will you get married?
already am
When was the last time you smiled?
i don't keep track of such things
Does anyone like you?
oh, i'm sure someone somewhere does
Who woke you up this morning?
The cat
Who do you feel most comfortable talking to?
Gretchen and Dan
Are you a forgiving person?
not really.
If you could move somewhere else would you?
I would love to move to San Diego or to the UK
Can you live a day without TV?
yeah
Who was the last person you hugged?
Gretchen
Do you like them?
duh
Do you know a guy named David?
Yup, a few actually
Has anyone ever sang to you?
not intentionally
Are you busy tomorrow?
Two jobs...yeah
Who was the last person to look at you like you were crazy?
my wife...but she does that at least 49 times a day
When was the last time you cried really badly?
I cannot recall
Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
yeah
How long does it take for you to get ready?
if there is a shower involved, 20 minutes...no shower, 5 minutes
Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
There are a lot of these.<---- Again I like this answer.
Where did you get your last bruise from?
no bruises right now, but a shit-ton of scars from the cat
What is bothering you right now?
lack of money, the fact that we're getting the royal screwjob from wells-fargo
Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
nah, their lives are fucked up enough as it is
Did you have a good day yesterday?
more or less
Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
occasionally through facebook
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not at all
What's something that can always make you feel better?
cartoons
How's your heart lately?
heavy
What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
they are my cell phone service provider
How's your life lately?
tiring...working too much, not enough cash
What's a fact about the last person who had their arms around you?
her birthday is in 6 days
When it comes to the opposite sex, what's your " type"?
full figured, good sense of humor, and put up with me
Do you curse in front of your parents?
i've dropped the occasional f-bomb in front of my mother, and I've told my father to fuck off and to go fuck himself numerous times
What can't you wait for?
feb. 21
Do you have a reason to smile?
not at the moment, as i'm very tired...but i usually do
The last place you went to?
FedEx loading docks
If you were kicked out of your current residence, who would you call?
probably Gretchen's parents...not calling my mom again...there's also some friends i could call
Do you trust people?
Not often
Have you ever kissed an ex after you'd broken up?
Yes, yes I have
Do you currently have a hickey?
no..i'm not in high school anymore
Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex?
every night
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
yes
What do you think of people that smoke weed?
Good for them
Are you dating the last person you kissed?
no...we're married
Who knows a big secret about you?
Gretchen and probably Dan...
Is your birthday on a holiday?
No
Who will you be with Saturday night?
I have no idea...the wife most likely
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
my wife
Verizon...yeah, stupid random ads
When's the last time you fell asleep watching a movie?
I fell asleep watching the Aqua Teen movie a few weeks ago...just too damn tired
Are any of your texts in your inbox locked and why?
nope
How many cell phones have you had in your life?
i think 11...i can't remember
What's the last thing you laughed really hard over?
Jon Stewart making fun of Dick Cheney on the Daily show
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
yesterday...although I think sarcasm might have been involved
What was the last drink you had?
Sugar Free Grape Drink
Who called you first this morning?
No one...I don't get many calls
Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
Nope..I was asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow
Any summer plans for 2009?
Sarah's wedding, I guess...
The last song you heard?
Burden in My Hand by Soundgarden
How long can you go without your phone?
Though I rarely use it, it IS my lifeline to family up north...so I guess not too long
Are you missing someone?
Yeah, there's a few people
If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
I would love to be witness to/participate in WWII, specifically the Battle Of Midway or the Battle of The Bulge, if only to fight along side my grandfather. I would also love to be witness to my grandparent's wedding. I would also go back and make sure my mother never went to the Homestead bar circa 1989-90, thereby preventing her from meeting her second husband/my nemesis. And finally about a month ago and play the winning mega millions numbers
Are you the youngest person living in your house?
No, my wife is
What do you think of Shia LaBeouf?
He reminds me of Keith, so don't really care for him...
Have you ever quoted a line from a movie?
Oh yes..
Do you and your best friend look anything alike?
Not really; he's about 4 inches taller than me and has a pony tail
Gummy bears or gummy worms?
Gummy SNAKES!!!
Do you like candy corn?
It's candy...and it's corn...candy corn...
Did you ever want to be a lawyer?
I thought about it once, but then I realized I like my SOUL
If there were no letters on the keys on your keyboard could you still type?
Yeah...I've typed enough papers to know how to type without looking at the keys.
Do you have a bad temper?
Yes
Do you still speak to any of your classmates from elementary school?
Jr. High is as far back as I go
Do you remember the first rated R movie you saw?
I remember seeing Commando in the theater with my mother...whether or not that was the first, I cannot recall
What is one thing you spend way too much money on?
my car...it needs to go...NOW!
Do you believe that there's good in everybody?
We all have the capacity, but I know some choose to suppress it. It's there, just not as prominent in some people
Anything you're currently looking forward to?
Taking the test for the sheetmetal union...end of Feb, a week before my birthday
Who were the last friends you saw?
everyone at the xmas dinner
Did anything special happen today?
no, not really
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Jason at work
In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
jackets
Do you have any obsessions?
my wife says i'm obsessed with black t-shirts...i don't really have any real obsessions anymore
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
sure, but i'm good where i'm at
Look in your inbox in your phone, who are all the people you have texts from?
verizon, my wife, and dan
What are you drinking right now?
Sugar free grape drink
What kind of shirt are you wearing?
A black t-shirt that has some nasty sweat marks on it
What will you do tomorrow?
Work at the fat man store, then at FedEx
What’s the last thing you bought?
2 2liters of diet cherry 7-up
Who were you last in the car with?
Gretchen
When was the last time you were in a crowded room?
Does walmart count?
Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
married
Who was your last incoming call?
Gretchen
Will you get married?
already am
When was the last time you smiled?
i don't keep track of such things
Does anyone like you?
oh, i'm sure someone somewhere does
Who woke you up this morning?
The cat
Who do you feel most comfortable talking to?
Gretchen and Dan
Are you a forgiving person?
not really.
If you could move somewhere else would you?
I would love to move to San Diego or to the UK
Can you live a day without TV?
yeah
Who was the last person you hugged?
Gretchen
Do you like them?
duh
Do you know a guy named David?
Yup, a few actually
Has anyone ever sang to you?
not intentionally
Are you busy tomorrow?
Two jobs...yeah
Who was the last person to look at you like you were crazy?
my wife...but she does that at least 49 times a day
When was the last time you cried really badly?
I cannot recall
Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
yeah
How long does it take for you to get ready?
if there is a shower involved, 20 minutes...no shower, 5 minutes
Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
There are a lot of these.<---- Again I like this answer.
Where did you get your last bruise from?
no bruises right now, but a shit-ton of scars from the cat
What is bothering you right now?
lack of money, the fact that we're getting the royal screwjob from wells-fargo
Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
nah, their lives are fucked up enough as it is
Did you have a good day yesterday?
more or less
Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
occasionally through facebook
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not at all
What's something that can always make you feel better?
cartoons
How's your heart lately?
heavy
What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
they are my cell phone service provider
How's your life lately?
tiring...working too much, not enough cash
What's a fact about the last person who had their arms around you?
her birthday is in 6 days
When it comes to the opposite sex, what's your " type"?
full figured, good sense of humor, and put up with me
Do you curse in front of your parents?
i've dropped the occasional f-bomb in front of my mother, and I've told my father to fuck off and to go fuck himself numerous times
What can't you wait for?
feb. 21
Do you have a reason to smile?
not at the moment, as i'm very tired...but i usually do
The last place you went to?
FedEx loading docks
If you were kicked out of your current residence, who would you call?
probably Gretchen's parents...not calling my mom again...there's also some friends i could call
Do you trust people?
Not often
Have you ever kissed an ex after you'd broken up?
Yes, yes I have
Do you currently have a hickey?
no..i'm not in high school anymore
Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex?
every night
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
yes
What do you think of people that smoke weed?
Good for them
Are you dating the last person you kissed?
no...we're married
Who knows a big secret about you?
Gretchen and probably Dan...
Is your birthday on a holiday?
No
Who will you be with Saturday night?
I have no idea...the wife most likely
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
my wife