Once Upon a time...

[darksp]

So talking to Amber on the phone about double penetration and "other" things is slightly ammusing.

Me: OMG I WANT TO MASS PRODUCE YOU!!!

Amber: Oh my God, is that in France? Did I pass that bridge? Me and my husband have shared a bridge.
Me: Oh my!
Amber: It is love. But who are those naked chicks?! YOU CHEATER!.....I'm totally not insane.
Me:You are

Comments

[angels_fantasy]

Oh you jerk off! D: Wasn't there something else too? Something like...

"I'M GOING TO MASTURBATE TO YOU!"

[blackwarrior]

[angels_fantasy]

Hey! I'm cool and you know it!

[not_quiteblonde]

hehehehe... this amuses me greatly...