Once Upon a time...
So talking to Amber on the phone about double penetration and "other" things is slightly ammusing.
Me: OMG I WANT TO MASS PRODUCE YOU!!!
Amber: Oh my God, is that in France? Did I pass that bridge? Me and my husband have shared a bridge.
Me: Oh my!
Amber: It is love. But who are those naked chicks?! YOU CHEATER!.....I'm totally not insane.
Me:You are totally providing so much audio for my toy.
Amber: That's very...not right.
Me: That sounds weird too.
Amber: *GASP* in next weeks...video, there is a pink vibrator. I saw the cord in the guy's ass. So I'll screencap it for you.
Me: Where do you get your business from?
Amber: Lj
Me: So you download hot guys. Wouldn't that be like prostitution?
Amber: I'm not paying them, so no.
Me: Once upon a time there lived a princess named Amber.
Amber: OMG I love this story already! Continue.
Me: Okay. And, uh, she was obsessed with porn.
Amber: Hey you can't say obsessed when it was my very first time!
Me: Oh! Like a virgin?
Amber: Yes!