Born Again Virgin?

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My boyfriend laughed so hard at this, I seriously thought he was going to spit coffee on me.

Herbal Vagina Tightening Stick (for women)
http://cgi.ebay.com/Herbal-Vagina-Tightening-Stick-Women-/370509445516?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item564415798c
Feel like virgin every time

Or you can go a different route, with the Instant Virgin Spray...the cherry is a nice touch.
http://cgi.ebay.com/INSTANT-VIRGIN-TIGHT-VAGINA-TIGHTENING-WOMEN-SEX-SPRAY-/250818777799?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3a65f6d2c7

Oh wait! It also comes in pill form.
http://cgi.ebay.com/SUPERIOR-NATURAL-BLACK-HERBAL-VAGINA-TIGHTENING-PILLS-/360363558785?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item53e7578781