Five reasons that I am so darn cool

[darksasami]

Dexterity
I got up a little bit ago to go to lunch, and grabbed six empty cans of Diet Mountain Dew to take to the recycling bin. Then I realized I hadn't locked my workstation, which is dangerous in an office full of geeks. Undaunted, I deftly hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete with Edward Scissorhands-like grace. I gots da leet skillz, yo.

IntelligenceNow that

Comments

[anaesthete]

Windows + L, yo

[darksasami]

Yeah? Try hitting L with a hand full of three cans. I may be awesome, but I'm not omnipotent.

[digoraccoon]

So you got all 18s in your stats? :)

[darksasami]

Just don't ask me about Str. There's this awful place on the chart that says "here or lower the character may only be a magic-user..."