...I really want to have Jason's babies.

I just adore smart, funny, liberal men. From the Stephen Colbert article in Wikipedia:
Colbert was an avid fantasy RPG player as an adolescent, a pastime to which he partly attributes his interest in acting. He was known to be an enthusiast of the fantasy game Dungeons & Dragons. He is also a Lord of the Rings fanatic. When Viggo Mortensen appeared ( Read more... )

Viggo and Jason, in the same (subtexty) movie.