Thoughts and randomness
OK so I was reading the sunday paper this morning... Yeah a day late I know... But of course you know me so this will be zero surprise.
OK so first things first. I made the mistake of reading the News of The World.. Man did I need a shower after that. First thing was the article on Stuart Lubbock. That was disturbing, especially if he was telling the truth and Social Services let a monster like that near kids.
I have to say though, the fact that the victim had the mivnoks to tell the guy to fuck off is heartening.(As a side note I will be training my neice and nephew to use the stairs rather than waiting for an elevator.)
Moving on we have Dermott O'Leary the secondary presenter of The X Factor... Mainly his current obsession with The Twins A.K.A Jedward. Dermott dear... If you really want people to listen to you babbling about those two tone deaf cuties, you might wanna consider wearing nothing but a speedo when you talk, that way you will at least be able to finish the speech. It also wouldn't hurt to get them proper haircuts and maybe a few singing lessons.
Next we have the Peter Andre divorce. Peter dear granted you are the intellegent one in this debacle, and yes during the 90's back when you first released Material Girl I wanted to play with your nipples before eating your sweet little ass and doing severl other delectably adult activities. This is the modern age however... The more you fight that halfwit whore you made the mistake of getting married to, the more you end up looking as dense as she does. As for the cross dressing battle hunk Alex... Bub if you are smart you'll run for the hills.
TV next and my chosen target is... Jeremy Clarkson, one of the most annoying bad haircuts to ever blackmail his way into a presenting job. I have to wonder if he realises that about 80% of the viewers would gladly fire him for being a bigoted, loud mouthed, self righteous, egotistical wanker. It seems to be a popular opinion that the show would be far superior if the producers fired Clarkson... Then let Richard Hammond and the other one present the show without him.
OK next we have Sanctuary, a fantasy show set in an expy of New York... In a rare positive note I have few problems with the show. I even have a fag boy crush on lead female Amanda Tapping when she is in character as the immortal scientist Dr Helen Magnus. My one problem however is the character of Kate Freeloader, I mean Freelander. We are meant to believe that Kate is a spunky, snarky merc with a heart of gold... What we get is a halfwit bitch with no idea of what she's doing. As to the romance arc she's getting... The fans would rather see Robin Dunnes character Will end up with either Dr Magnus, or the hot geek werewolf that the Sanctuary Squad has as a tech guy. Take notes from UK show Merlin producers... The fans love regular teases toward slash. It will happen anyway so you might as well go the Supernaturl path and embrace the slash rather than battle against it.
Anyway I figure that is enough of my muttering... Feel free to tell me to shut the fuck up.
OK so first things first. I made the mistake of reading the News of The World.. Man did I need a shower after that. First thing was the article on Stuart Lubbock. That was disturbing, especially if he was telling the truth and Social Services let a monster like that near kids.
I have to say though, the fact that the victim had the mivnoks to tell the guy to fuck off is heartening.(As a side note I will be training my neice and nephew to use the stairs rather than waiting for an elevator.)
Moving on we have Dermott O'Leary the secondary presenter of The X Factor... Mainly his current obsession with The Twins A.K.A Jedward. Dermott dear... If you really want people to listen to you babbling about those two tone deaf cuties, you might wanna consider wearing nothing but a speedo when you talk, that way you will at least be able to finish the speech. It also wouldn't hurt to get them proper haircuts and maybe a few singing lessons.
Next we have the Peter Andre divorce. Peter dear granted you are the intellegent one in this debacle, and yes during the 90's back when you first released Material Girl I wanted to play with your nipples before eating your sweet little ass and doing severl other delectably adult activities. This is the modern age however... The more you fight that halfwit whore you made the mistake of getting married to, the more you end up looking as dense as she does. As for the cross dressing battle hunk Alex... Bub if you are smart you'll run for the hills.
TV next and my chosen target is... Jeremy Clarkson, one of the most annoying bad haircuts to ever blackmail his way into a presenting job. I have to wonder if he realises that about 80% of the viewers would gladly fire him for being a bigoted, loud mouthed, self righteous, egotistical wanker. It seems to be a popular opinion that the show would be far superior if the producers fired Clarkson... Then let Richard Hammond and the other one present the show without him.
OK next we have Sanctuary, a fantasy show set in an expy of New York... In a rare positive note I have few problems with the show. I even have a fag boy crush on lead female Amanda Tapping when she is in character as the immortal scientist Dr Helen Magnus. My one problem however is the character of Kate Freeloader, I mean Freelander. We are meant to believe that Kate is a spunky, snarky merc with a heart of gold... What we get is a halfwit bitch with no idea of what she's doing. As to the romance arc she's getting... The fans would rather see Robin Dunnes character Will end up with either Dr Magnus, or the hot geek werewolf that the Sanctuary Squad has as a tech guy. Take notes from UK show Merlin producers... The fans love regular teases toward slash. It will happen anyway so you might as well go the Supernaturl path and embrace the slash rather than battle against it.
Anyway I figure that is enough of my muttering... Feel free to tell me to shut the fuck up.