Self Pimpage for lj scribe

Sep 13, 2011 13:34

Yes, I've caved and done it again - I've entered the current lj_scribe prompt #31. The prompt was There's no such thing as vampires, right? A poem popped into my head, so I thought - why not?

It's a darkly humorous (or supposed to be) poem called Bedtime. If you like it, it would be great if you could pop over http://lj-scribe.livejournal.com/275077.html and give me a +1, but no pressure my dears!

Bedtime

Snuggle down my little one

It's time to go to bed

You've had a busy day my dear

So rest your weary head

Yes, I will check your wardrobe

And look under your bed

But there's no such thing as vampires, right?

Remember what I've said?

Neither are there werewolves

Who'll flay you of your skin

With teeth as sharp as razors

In their feral canine grins

Nor zombies that will eat your brains

And leave you dead and bleeding

Till you waken as a zombie too

And it's brains that you'll be needing

Mr Hyde's not real my dear

So he can't come along

And rip out your still beating heart

As he sings a merry song

Ghouls are fictional my dear

The stuff of fairytales

They won't suck the jelly from your eyes

They've gouged out with their nails

And evil spirits, wailing

Won't dance around your bed

And suck the life from out of you

With their eyes of fiery red

Demons are not real my love

They will not stand and gloat

As they watch your life's blood flowing

From your torn and pulsing throat

So rest your head my darling

Here's a kiss, I'll dim the light

Go to sleep my little one

Pleasant dreams... Good night!

Thanks my lovles! Hope you liked it.

prompt #31, poetry, writing challenge, lj_scribe, humour

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