Pimping to Gilbert & Sullivan...I'm cruel and evil mwhahahaha!...(and so, so lame).
*Pulls up in purple caddie (with leopard skin upholstery!), toots horn that plays La Cucaracha, which cues orchestra to begin intro to "Major-General's Song" from The Pirates of Penzance, totters to soapbox on silver platform boots, accompanied by Severus and Lucius, who have kindly offered their services as chorus (and for some post performance fun...YAY!), swirls lame cape dramatically, steps up, and sings....*
I am the very model of an HP caption pimping girl
I have my silver platform boots
My lame cape I love to swirl
My purple caddie is the very height
Of global warming sin
But how could I resist it
The upholstery is leopard skin!
The voting's very simple,
All you do is click this banner here
It magically transports you
And the captions they will all appear
You read through them and funny as they are
Your heart will fill with glee
And once you've finished giggling
You just go and pick your favourite three!
(And once you've finished giggling you just go and pick your favourite three
and once you've finished giggling you just go and pick your favourite three
and once you've finished giggling you just go and pick your favourite favourite three!)
I climb upon my soapbox and inanity I start to blurt
Amazing all around
With the stupidity my mouth can spurt
In all of LJ pimpdom
I'm the one to make your stomach hurl
I am the very model of an HP caption pimping girl!
(In all of LJ pimpdom she's the one to make your stomach hurl
she is the very model of an HP caption pimping girl!)
You think that I'm annoying now
But voting's open till Tuesday
And I'll keep singing this
Until you vote
And then I'll go away
Now wouldn't you just rather
Have a peaceful Monday day and night
Than listen to annoying bints
Sing crappy G and S based shite?
(Than listen to annoying bints sing crappy G andS based shite?
Than listen to annoying bints sing crappy G and S based shite?
Than listen to annoying bints sing crappy G and G and S based shite?)
This song is nearly over
But don't breathe a sigh just yet my friend
Unless you go and cast your vote
I'll just begin it all again
In all of LJ pimpdom
I'm the one to make your stomach hurl
I am the very model of an HP caption pimping girl!
(In all of LJ pimpdom she's the one to make your stomach hurl
She is the very model of an HP caption pimping girl!)
*Takes a deep breath, and prepares to start it all again....UNTIL YOU VOTE!!!*
The blame for this nefarious post can be laid at the feet of maria_lynette ...who got me on a G&S kick this weekend
And now for the proper, wonderful, smile inducing version:
And, for La Bib, and anyone who'd like to sing along:
Is it stuck in your head now?....mwhahahaha....good!
I am the very model of an HP caption pimping girl
I have my silver platform boots
My lame cape I love to swirl
My purple caddie is the very height
Of global warming sin
But how could I resist it
The upholstery is leopard skin!
The voting's very simple,
All you do is click this banner here
It magically transports you
And the captions they will all appear
You read through them and funny as they are
Your heart will fill with glee
And once you've finished giggling
You just go and pick your favourite three!
(And once you've finished giggling you just go and pick your favourite three
and once you've finished giggling you just go and pick your favourite three
and once you've finished giggling you just go and pick your favourite favourite three!)
I climb upon my soapbox and inanity I start to blurt
Amazing all around
With the stupidity my mouth can spurt
In all of LJ pimpdom
I'm the one to make your stomach hurl
I am the very model of an HP caption pimping girl!
(In all of LJ pimpdom she's the one to make your stomach hurl
she is the very model of an HP caption pimping girl!)
You think that I'm annoying now
But voting's open till Tuesday
And I'll keep singing this
Until you vote
And then I'll go away
Now wouldn't you just rather
Have a peaceful Monday day and night
Than listen to annoying bints
Sing crappy G and S based shite?
(Than listen to annoying bints sing crappy G andS based shite?
Than listen to annoying bints sing crappy G and S based shite?
Than listen to annoying bints sing crappy G and G and S based shite?)
This song is nearly over
But don't breathe a sigh just yet my friend
Unless you go and cast your vote
I'll just begin it all again
In all of LJ pimpdom
I'm the one to make your stomach hurl
I am the very model of an HP caption pimping girl!
(In all of LJ pimpdom she's the one to make your stomach hurl
She is the very model of an HP caption pimping girl!)
*Takes a deep breath, and prepares to start it all again....UNTIL YOU VOTE!!!*
The blame for this nefarious post can be laid at the feet of maria_lynette ...who got me on a G&S kick this weekend
And now for the proper, wonderful, smile inducing version:
Click to viewAnd, for La Bib, and anyone who'd like to sing along:
Is it stuck in your head now?....mwhahahaha....good!