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[darklordsauron]

I said I had a Plan and I meant it. Ha

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[riverdaughter]

Half of me finds the new look disconcertingly alluring. The other half is just annoyed that you used up all of my blue eyeshadow and wants to remind you not to stain the couch because it was just reupholstered.

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[darklordsauron]

Blue's not a good color for you, anyway. I'm doing you a favor. :) Have you seen my lacy panties, by the way?

[riverdaughter]

Don't get passive-aggressive with me, boy. I use the blue eye shadow for the black and white icons, thank you. Which pair?

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[darklordsauron]

The red thong from Irmotine's Day. You know, in case any visitors come by.

[riverdaughter]

Certainly, sweetheart. The one I gave you is in your bottom drawer, Morgoth's edible pair is in the shoebox under the bed marked "Valasluts", and the one Faramir sent you is still wadded up behind the loose brick in the bathroom with the emo porn.

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[darklordsauron]

...heh heh heh.

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*walks briskly to bathroom*

[riverdaughter]

I'll set the timer for you.