My brother-in-law turned me on to this post that likens certain programming languages to various religions.

My favorite of the entire list has to be the one on Perl:

Perl would be Voodoo - An incomprehensible series of arcane incantations that involve the blood of goats and permanently corrupt your soul. Often used when your boss requires you to ( Read more... )

Originally published at Ameliorations 1.0. Please leave any comments there.

So a couple of weeks ago my mom took me, a friend, my sister her son out to lunch at a place in town called Ming's, a Chinese buffet with Japanese and southern dishes on the menu (wtf?). The whole time my buddy and I are joking about how either he or I would be leaving or ( Read more... )

There's at least 1 person on your LiveJournal that wants to date you or sleep with you.

So lets play........ FRIENDS w/BENEFITS

The rules are simple...

If you want to date the person who posts this, post a comment saying "I'm yours"

If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, post a comment that says "I'd hit it"

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You must all use this $250 Nieman Marcus cookie recipe or else I'll pitch a fit. :p

No, the recipe is free. Eat and enjoy.

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

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