Say It Isn't So!
Stalked again, a rant by darkknightradic.
playgirl is stalking darkknightradic
playgirl’s REAL name :
Shad Brock
playgirl’s REAL DOB :
02nd September 1982
Height :190 cm
Weight : 119.1 kg
playgirl has dreamt about you :
7 times
playgirl became interested in you :
05th April 2004
playgirl’s latest dream about you
playgirl and darkknightradic make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael’s Careless Whisper playing in the distance.
This is how playgirl describes your relationship behind your back
‘I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn’t. darkknightradic told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.’
playgirl’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
playgirl wouldn’t admit to it, but they were responsible for the sudden disappearence of darkknightradic’s wristwatch
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
playgirl had their tongue pierced just to win your approval.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I think I love you. Actually I know I love you. The ouijaboard said it was true. It told me to tell you that if you do not reciprocate my love you’ll get an arrow in the head.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
12 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, could you put me through to the police? Hi this is darkknightradic. Yes that is my real name, what’s so funny? I’m ringing to report a serious egging at my home. This psycho I met off the internet came over here just under an hour ago and started pelting my bedroom window relentlesly for what must have been half an hour before our next door neighbours dog came out."
playgirl’s Police File
playgirl is a deeply troubled young man.
Testimonies about playgirl
huzzahuzzah - A daring kleptomaniac
‘playgirl and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I’m glad now we didn’t. What a fucking creep.’
lateda - Rotten heathen
‘Well well, who would have thought it? playgirl a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’
gafgarian - Pig-hustler
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded darkknightradic really is. I just wish he’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
batpanda - Sister Stabatha
‘playgirl’s obsession with breastfeeding should have acted as an insight into their warped mind. I can’t believe I overlooked it for so long. Jesus.’