My Sister Rocks
Ninja Knights Stats
Formed:
12th September 2006
Split:
10th April 2012
Best Album:
‘Eucharis’ 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
‘Duras’ 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 25th October 2010.)
Records Sold:
35,011,319 in total (5,292,054 albums, 29,719,265 singles).
Reputation:
International
Groupies:
According to artzamy23, chemchick80 sucks like an overpowered vacuum cleaner.
Ninja Knights Member Profiles
artzamy23
Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic artzamy23’s vocal talent is one Ninja Knights’s’ strongest assets.
jaldrich2k4
Without ever being the focal point of Ninja Knights’s sound, jaldrich2k4’s intricate stylings add depth to the bands music.
apotheon
For the past couple of years apotheon has struggled with a drug addiction which has been negatively affecting their bass playing skills and their showmanship. A spell in rehab could resurrect apotheon’s career’
mortaine
mortaine is a solid live performer but fails to add anything too significant to the bands dynamics.
sanatae
If sanatae steps up the practice a little bit by limiting the amount of time that their finger remains up their asshole they have a chance of becoming a capable musician.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
18
Daltonic
Dec 2006
14
Orangy Argentic Outsized Hootier Barrios
Feb 2007
4
Turbans Minarets Thuyas Bargello
Mar 2007
2
Rhodiums
Sep 2008
2
Catechus Rebuking Greegree Wotting Acidic
Nov 2008
1
Cohered Foulard Nutation
Feb 2009
1
Somata Retina Jammies Hornwort Ostium
Aug 2010
2
Duras
Oct 2010
1
Biradial Portion Oblates Hondas Beddings Shavings
Dec 2010
2
Clinked Slamming
Jan 2011
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
21
Eucharis
Sep 2006
N/A
Puppet
Jul 2008
2
Kisses Gelate Compost Iodisms
Jun 2010
northern ireland’s worst
You guys make me proud, but damnit apotheon, I told you to kick the habit when I first learned of it, now it's too late. You're fired.
And sanatae...I don't know what to say. I never knew you had a rectum fetish.
Of course the above comments are completely tongue-in-cheek. :-D